“That Makes Me Feel Like An Actual Chef.”

Erica (in a jail cell): What do we do now?

Stiles (in the other cell): We get a phone call.

Erica: Who do we call?

Stiles: I’d call Derek, but I feel safer in jail.

Don’t assume you know me based on 8,000 confessional posts.

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Fuck yes I do

Clark :running towards Bruce with open Arms

Bruce:moves out the way

Clark:Why did you move?

Bruce:I thought you were going to attack me ?

Clark:I was going to hug you.

Bruce:Why would you hug me?

Clark:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU???

i have made this post like once every two months but idc cause 5x18 was fucking insane for having Ravi say “isnt that what we all want in a partner?knowing that they have your back” LIKE EXCUSE MEEEEEE