Fuck Yes I Do

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

unusual(ish) asks <3

who’s your celebrity crush?

are you single or taken?

rant. just do it

do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?

how many accounts do you have?

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)

how many accounts do you follow?

favorite brand of clothing?

name a dog

what unusual talent do you have?

what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?

ever prank called a store?

what’s your coffee order?

what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

google the top song from the year you were born

rant about your favorite musician 

what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

describe your blog in 3-5 words

what’s a conspiracy you believe in?

if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?

can you dance? sing?

what’s something you can’t stop buying?

crowds or small groups?

how long before a trip do you pack?

what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?

what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?

if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?

how old do you get mistaken for?

what do you think about a lot

do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?

what does home mean to you?

what do you think you’d be arrested for?

have you ever been called down to the principals office?

post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

describe your aesthetic

answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation 

feel free to reblog or send me some if you’d like! this took forever so reblog please!

??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

one of the saddest moments in 911 history is when maddie sees that firefighter in her doorway and she doesn't know if hes come to tell her the love of her life and father of the child she's holding in her arms or her only brother, the only person who could make the dullest day on earth shine brighter than ever has died

we made it yall you are speaking to tumblr user uncredited author of unconfirmed viral post

Jason and Family

Jason: I kinda hate you guys right now, not gonna lie.

Jason: Except you, Alfred, of course.

Alfred: Of course, sir.

Jason: And you, Duke. You’re cool.

Duke: Thanks man.

Jason: And Steph, platonic love of my life, you’re great.

Steph: Aww, thanks.

Jason: Cass? You are a perfect angel who occasionally incites unbelievable amounts of chaos and I love you.

Cass: Love you too.

Jason: Babs? Thanks for that thing you did.

Babs: No problem.

*a few concerned looks*

Jason: Damian, you’re fine.

Damian: You are acceptable as well.

Steph, stage whispering: It’s how they show love.

Jason: Bruce, go to hell.

Bruce, sighing: You can’t patrol in a zombie Easter bunny costume.

Jason: It would be hilarious and you know it.

Jason: Anyway, Tim? You are a menace to society but most importantly to Lex Luthor and I appreciate your contribution to his continued suffering.

Tim: Thanks.

Jason: And as for YOU!

Dick: *nervous giggle*

Jason: YOU.

Dick: Heh-eh, yeah, that’s me. I’m me, I mean, I-

Jason: Just what do you have to say for yourself, young man?

Dick: Young man? I’m older than you!

Jason: Fine. Old man. Whatever.

Dick: I’m not old!

Tim, under his breath: Oh my word.

Jason: Well?

Dick: Uh-Huh, so, funny story, but-

Steph: *loud crunching sounds from popcorn*

Everyone: *looks at Steph*

Steph: What?

Bruce: Where did you get popcorn?

Steph: It’s my superpower. Continue.

Jason: Gladly. YOU!

Dick: I feel like we did this part already.

Jason: Well?

Duke: Can we skip to the part where we find out what he did?

Jason: What he did! Do you know what he did?

Damian: No, and at this rate we never will.

Jason, ignoring that: He got me banned from 14 countries and 8 different airlines.

Cass: Well at least that’s not going to stop you.

Dick: And I said I was sorry.

Steph: Wait, back up. How did HE get YOU banned?

Jason: *gesturing for Dick to explain*

Dick: I, uh, panicked and pretended to be Jason?

Everyone:

Tim: Okay I feel like that needs some explaining.

Bruce: *loud, drawn out sigh*

Alfred: Knowledge is a burden, Master Bruce.

Bruce: Ignorance is bliss? *goes to stand up*

Alfred: Nice try.

Bruce: *sits back down*

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.