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Synopsis: Jake has made a proposition for an arrangement with you to take care of you financially while in return, you be his companion to Navy Balls, Weddings, and the like. "Sugar Daddy"-esque tendencies but not a Sugar Daddy relationship.
{1} “I wanna be that somebody for you”
{2} A Second Meeting
{3} Diamonds, Candleligts & a Question
{4} Choices
{5} The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
Blurbs/oneshots
Pretty When You Cry
Extra sweetened Sugar
That’s My Girl
Playlist
favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.
It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.
Dick: Hey, Jas- why the hell are you wearing a bucket hat indoors?
Jason, who wanted to copy his big brother's mullet but accidentally lopped too much hair off: Hey, bucket hats are cool, okay?!
Dick: Alright...?
Jason: 'Sup, Ti- why are you wearing a hat indoors?
Tim, who thought Jason's white stripe was cool and tried to imitate it but accidentally bleached way too much hair: Hats are really cool, Jason
Jason: *realises* oh. Oh my god...
Tim: Hey, brat, did you- uh, why are you wearing a hat at dinner?
Damian, who secretly thinks Tim's eyebrow notch is cool and tried to copy it but accidentally shaved off half an eyebrow: Because hats are cool, idiot
Tim: *softly* oh. I get it now...