"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."
(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."
Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)
butter??? iām being advertised butter??????
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, iām just trying to make it to Friday.
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Erica (in a jail cell): What do we do now?
Stiles (in the other cell): We get a phone call.
Erica: Who do we call?
Stiles: Iād call Derek, but I feel safer in jail.
Which pan flag is the right one please I don't want to mess it up
THIS is the real pansexual flag we've been using for years:
bright pink, yellow, and blue stripes. this is the actual one.
THIS however, is made by mspec lesbian exclusionists and purity culture obsessed twt users:
dont use this or any other "new" pan flag they try to fucking make. its not our flag. its never been our fucking flag. as a pansexual i fucking hate everyone who uses this or tries to get content creators to support this. fuck exclusionists.
Buck cooking for his family
my mom absolutely adores fantasy, always has. just loves worlds that don't exist.
with high concepts, you know?
for example, her favorite show of all time in law and order SVU.
which presents the truly fantastical concept of a world where police officers will do just about everything they can to punish sexual offenders.
absolutely crazy world building. a shame it doesn't exist in real life.