Lurasty12345678910 - A Pansexual Disasters

??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

i can't believe that classic doctor who ends with the master getting forcefurried

Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.

Case in point,

Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?

Bruce: (Starts clapping)

Jason: NO, don't--

Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)

Jason: stOp-

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Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?

Tim: No, I need a book report

Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!

Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!

Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--

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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight

Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?

Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?

Jason: An apartment is 13$!

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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--

Steph: Is that my perfume?

Jason: Wha-- no.

Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?

Cass: Nope

Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'

Maverick: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Iceman: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Maverick: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Slider, on a walkie talkie: This is Sli, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

The Drone Ranger's Be Kind Rewind ⏪ taecupsandtopgun Edition!

A rec reblog series dedicated to the fics that we love so much, we've re-read them!

Check out @teacupsandtopgun's piping hot Rewind :) Such a kind human—so happy you wanted to share your favorite re-reads, Beth. Thank you!

While we continue to churn out amazing new content, let's be kind and rewind to some of the OG content we love! And don't forget to reblog when you re-read! Continue to show your comfort fics and favorite creators some love. It helps keep the fresh content coming :)

To keep this going throughout the summer, I'll continue to invite friends—other creators and readers—to share their lists. Stay tuned!

If you're interested in participating in the Be Kind Rewind, message me. The more, the merrier—let's keep this going as long as we can!

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fics below the cut (listed in alphabetical order by title)

Damn Those Dog Tags, Jake Seresin, @horseshoegirl So many beautiful moments that I love to reread, and a phenomenal slow-burn romance.

drenched in molten gold, Bradley Bradshaw + Natasha Trace, @lewmagoo Hot. So fucking hot it's unbelievable.

Happy Little Accidents, Bob Floyd, @yanna-banana Such a beautiful characterisation of Bob, and the first full series I read about him.

kinda might, sorta like, love you a little bit, Jake Seresin, @theharddeck This is where I boarded the Jake Seresin smut obsession train and never looked back!

My Girl, Jake Seresin, @ereardon I think this is the first fic series that I ever read. Every update was so exciting, and I was absolutely hooked the whole way through.

sin adorno o flores, Mickey Garcia, @rae-gar-targaryen All the Mickey x Cielo fics are like poetry to me. The prose is absolutely stunning!

Steady, Bradley Bradshaw, @callsignvalley This one is a real comfort fic, it's a story about healing and having a second chance at love.

Whiskey and Wine, Jake Seresin, @say-al0e There's something about this fic that is just so sensual and wonderful; I love it!

Creator's Own

California Problems, Jake Seresin This was the first ever fic that I've shared on Tumblr, and it's blossomed into a little universe. The TGM fandom has been so supportive, and I love being part of it!

Creator's note: 🥰 It's such a great idea, thank you so much for supporting fellow fic writers!

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