Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.
Case in point,
Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?
Bruce: (Starts clapping)
Jason: NO, don't--
Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)
Jason: stOp-
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Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?
Tim: No, I need a book report
Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!
Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!
Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--
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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight
Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?
Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?
Jason: An apartment is 13$!
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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--
Steph: Is that my perfume?
Jason: Wha-- no.
Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?
Cass: Nope
Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'
When tony found out that Peter can hear heartbeats, he immediately made an upgrade to all of the Iron Man suits:
If FRIDAY senses critical vitals or a massive injury, a deep tone will play from within the suit, deep enough it’s not really audible to anyone else.
Peter can hear it though. Peter can hear it loudly enough that he can’t hear the wearers slowing heartbeat.
Peter didn’t have to listen to Tony’s heart stop.
Here is your mission.
Buck cooking for his family
I like Buck just like" I can do Complex Maths, im having fun doing calculations ^_^ "
And Eddie just Next to him chanting "SCHEMES, SCHEMES, SCHEMES, SCHEMES"
Ice: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Mav: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
"But she gave birth to you, you owe her!"
My mother wanted to be a mother. It was her dream to be a mother. She poured all her energy into being a Good Christian Mother.
She did not want me. She wanted motherhood. I was a side effect of her dream. Once I was old enough to disagree with her, she hated me. I wasn't making her look like a Good Christian Mother. I was loud, disobedient, needy... almost like a child. Not quiet and pretty and grateful for crumbs.
Yes, she birthed me. For herself and her partner. For the people who were already born. Not for me. As all mothers have for all of time. It's not the birthing that makes a mother worth honoring, it's the parenting.
in another universe, my window is open and im laying on my floor. i am 12 years old. nothing bad has happened to me.
I’d like to imagine after Elle killed that guy and left the BAU she went on to kick other rapists asses.
*case for the BAU comes in*
JJ: oh some ex FBI agent is killing rapists?
*slides file into trash*
JJ: whoops