"I'm Gonna Fuck Your Mom" "I'm Going To Get My Adoptive Billionaire Dad To Sleep With Both Of Your Parents

Dick: Hey, Jas- why the hell are you wearing a bucket hat indoors?

Jason, who wanted to copy his big brother's mullet but accidentally lopped too much hair off: Hey, bucket hats are cool, okay?!

Dick: Alright...?

*4 Years Later*

Jason: 'Sup, Ti- why are you wearing a hat indoors?

Tim, who thought Jason's white stripe was cool and tried to imitate it but accidentally bleached way too much hair: Hats are really cool, Jason

Jason: *realises* oh. Oh my god...

*2 Years Later*

Tim: Hey, brat, did you- uh, why are you wearing a hat at dinner?

Damian, who secretly thinks Tim's eyebrow notch is cool and tried to copy it but accidentally shaved off half an eyebrow: Because hats are cool, idiot

Tim: *softly* oh. I get it now...

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

Erica (in a jail cell): What do we do now?

Stiles (in the other cell): We get a phone call.

Erica: Who do we call?

Stiles: I’d call Derek, but I feel safer in jail.

Batman: [arms crossed] explain yourself

Robin (Dick Grayson): first off, that switch had a faulty label and there was no way for me to know that flipping it would-

-time skip-

Robin (Jason Todd): -make the vat of hollandaise sauce explode, I mean who even puts a-

-time skip-

Robin (Tim Drake): -mutant jellyfish in a shopping mall?! I had to do something. So maybe I stole a truck to transport the baking soda but-

-time skip-

Robin (Stephanie Brown): -what did you want me to do? Sit back and watch you get your legs chewed off by an alien life form? And before you say anything I know that it was just Mrs Sands’ Schnauzer but at the time I really thought-

-time skip-

Robin (Damian Wayne): -that the waitress was sent to poison you. My actions were justified.

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Signal: how come Cass never took up the Robin mantle?

Batman: [without hesitation] she’s not annoying enough to be Robin

I’d like to imagine after Elle killed that guy and left the BAU she went on to kick other rapists asses.

*case for the BAU comes in*

JJ: oh some ex FBI agent is killing rapists?

*slides file into trash*

JJ: whoops

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Tiny forest for your dash

Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.

Case in point,

Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?

Bruce: (Starts clapping)

Jason: NO, don't--

Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)

Jason: stOp-

-

Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?

Tim: No, I need a book report

Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!

Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!

Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--

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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight

Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?

Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?

Jason: An apartment is 13$!

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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--

Steph: Is that my perfume?

Jason: Wha-- no.

Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?

Cass: Nope

Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'