Buck: She SEES Me Eddie.

we made it yall you are speaking to tumblr user uncredited author of unconfirmed viral post

My brother in Christ, you -- hm? What? Oh, no, I hadn't heard. Well, good for you! Congratulations. Anyway, my sister in Christ,

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

sending you a hug in case you had a bad day

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE!!

Goose: *slams books down in front of Slider* 

Goose: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. 

Slider: You could have said literally anything else. 

Goose: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. 

Slider: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.