Goose: *slams Books Down In Front Of Slider* 

i think everyone needs to adopt “i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it” into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

My brother in Christ, you -- hm? What? Oh, no, I hadn't heard. Well, good for you! Congratulations. Anyway, my sister in Christ,

Come get this dick-fil-a

Ice: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Mav: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

the universe after buck continues to miss the fucking point:

in another universe, my window is open and im laying on my floor. i am 12 years old. nothing bad has happened to me.

Don’t assume you know me based on 8,000 confessional posts.