Lurasty12345678910 - A Pansexual Disasters

??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

Maverick: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Iceman: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Maverick: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Slider, on a walkie talkie: This is Sli, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Ice: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Mav: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Clark :running towards Bruce with open Arms

Bruce:moves out the way

Clark:Why did you move?

Bruce:I thought you were going to attack me ?

Clark:I was going to hug you.

Bruce:Why would you hug me?

Clark:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU???

Henry Cavill and his thighs of steel.

mens hips exist purely for grabbing . masters thesis

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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