Henry Cavill And His Thighs Of Steel.

Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

Clark :running towards Bruce with open Arms

Bruce:moves out the way

Clark:Why did you move?

Bruce:I thought you were going to attack me ?

Clark:I was going to hug you.

Bruce:Why would you hug me?

Clark:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU???

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

Sometimes when Dicks just too tired to deal with the batfam’s shit he starts encouraging them.

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Surrounded by gang members and caught in the crossfire between two gangs

Jason *pulling out a gun* : I’m gonna fucking obliterate all of them

Nightwing: Go right ahead

Jason: .. you serious? I’m not playing Dick I WILL shoot every single one of them in the head

Nightwing: sure.

Jason:

Nightwing: What you want me to start? Okay.

Jason: .. Dick why the fuck do you have a gun? DICK STOP LOADING THE GUN-

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At a stakeout waiting for the proof before intervening

Tim: Why can’t we just force a confession instead of waiting for him to crack?

Stephanie: Ooo or threaten him with blackmail so bad he starts crying!

Duke: Guys *eyes point to Dick sitting in a corner*

Stephanie: Right.. party pooper

Nightwing:

Nightwing: Okay got it.

*heads out*

Duke: No Dick wait! We were joking!

Stephanie: drama queen just needs a minute sunshine- wait is that him approaching the target?

Tim *who’s seen this happen before* *panicking knowing what’s gonna go down* : OH SHIT ABORT-

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Being stuck with a very annoying henchmen who won’t stop talking

Damian: .. Can we simply shut him up?

Nightwing: whatever you wanna do

Damian *narrows eyes*: I can’t ruin my katanna for this

Nightwing: *hands him knife*

Damian:

Nightwing: And remember, the most effective place to silence someone without causing them excruciating pain and also temporarily depriving them of air is right here *points to a small area on the neck*

Damian: ..

Nightwing: .? Go on?

Damian *putting it away* : .. no..

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It works a 1000 times more effectively just because either all of them are bluffing or they’re scared Dick’s not.

Oh how confused I was when I got this in the mail, before remembering I signed up to vote for the USA Mullet Championship last year to vote for a kid named Epic

Winner in my heart

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

whether you like buddie or not, there is something to be said about the extreme closeness and intimacy between these two men. the fact that they can stand next to each other and be honest. tell each other their truths and see each other through their darkest moments. all of the cracks are visible when they’re together and something about them just works. the safety they find within each other is unlike anything else i’ve ever seen and i’m always going to be in awe of their ability to just be themselves when they’re around each other. anyways yeehaw i guess

so are we not talking about Hen saying, "what's going to happen when we do something denny doesn't like, is he going to go running to his father?" in an episode where Eddie is dating again? when the last time he started dating, Christopher DIDN'T LIKE IT and LITERALLY RAN(UBERED) TO BUCK'S!??!!? ok.

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

this couldn’t be said any better