A Gun Holster Is More Or Less Functionally The Same As Lingerie

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

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GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEDDING CAKE TOPPER I JUST BOUGHT

me, looking at a dc character: ok this guy is white w black hair and blue eyes

me, looking at a dc character: who is he

me, looking at a dc character: bruce wayne? clark kent? kyle rayner? dick grayson? jason todd? tim drake? terry mcginnis? conner kent? a pale af damian wayne?

in another universe, my window is open and im laying on my floor. i am 12 years old. nothing bad has happened to me.

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

i have made this post like once every two months but idc cause 5x18 was fucking insane for having Ravi say “isnt that what we all want in a partner?knowing that they have your back” LIKE EXCUSE MEEEEEE