this couldn’t be said any better
The extended version of "Great Balls of Fire"
I love his dance at the end and they should have left it in! 😍
spending hours making playlists is the real girl dinner.
Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.
Case in point,
Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?
Bruce: (Starts clapping)
Jason: NO, don't--
Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)
Jason: stOp-
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Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?
Tim: No, I need a book report
Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!
Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!
Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--
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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight
Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?
Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?
Jason: An apartment is 13$!
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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--
Steph: Is that my perfume?
Jason: Wha-- no.
Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?
Cass: Nope
Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I just can't stop thinking about Theo walking into a room to see Y/N on their phone- and I mean that's not really strange in and of itself but the look of concentration is just astounding, so he gets curious obviously and just...
"what are you looking at?"
And Y/N without missing a beat, not even looking up, just answers: "oh i'm reading werewolf p*rn."
Because the thing about a/b/o fics is that they don't really apply to what we know of the werewolves in Teen Wolf, but there's just enough commonality that I think, even if you don't actually read a/b/o fics irl, it's easy enough to rationalise you stumbling across them in universe, and I feel like if you apply the context of Teen Wolf to finding a/b/o fics, it just gets a little funny?
Also, bonus if, say, 20-30 minutes later Scott or someone walks in just to find Y/N in the same position, but this time Theo's leaning over the back of their chair, reading over their shoulder with furrowed eyebrows and just...
Scott: "What are you two looking at?"
Theo and Y/N, deadpan: "Werewolf porn."
Alright ya'll, here me out....