New Weird Horse Just Dropped, Folks.

??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

i think elves should be able to die from intense emotions as a way to compensate for their immortality

i can't believe that classic doctor who ends with the master getting forcefurried

i think everyone needs to adopt “i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it” into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

we have a client whose last name is close to “Styx” and i was joking with my manager abt the name being appropriate because of the hellish nature of the project and he was like “oh i didn’t think anyone else would make that connection! it looks like im not the only one that knows the bible”

well it looks like I’M the only one that knows the bible bc the river styx isn’t fucking in it