Reddit Is Having A Glitch Where It Puts The Wrong Captions Over Photos And It’s The Only Thing I Care

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A lesson that we can’t afford not to be taught.

Maverick: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Iceman: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Maverick: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Slider, on a walkie talkie: This is Sli, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

butter??? i’m being advertised butter??????

"But she gave birth to you, you owe her!"

My mother wanted to be a mother. It was her dream to be a mother. She poured all her energy into being a Good Christian Mother.

She did not want me. She wanted motherhood. I was a side effect of her dream. Once I was old enough to disagree with her, she hated me. I wasn't making her look like a Good Christian Mother. I was loud, disobedient, needy... almost like a child. Not quiet and pretty and grateful for crumbs.

Yes, she birthed me. For herself and her partner. For the people who were already born. Not for me. As all mothers have for all of time. It's not the birthing that makes a mother worth honoring, it's the parenting.

me, looking at a dc character: ok this guy is white w black hair and blue eyes

me, looking at a dc character: who is he

me, looking at a dc character: bruce wayne? clark kent? kyle rayner? dick grayson? jason todd? tim drake? terry mcginnis? conner kent? a pale af damian wayne?

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.