ma-djoo
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Tomorrow's "Une" from l'Equipe. ❤️
Canal + commentators during the fight in the lap 53/56 :
Adrien : "Charles was starting from a long way back. But now he's losing ground to Max. It's understeering. It's understeering for Charles Versta, uh, Charles Verstappen No, Charles-"
Julien : "Charles Verstappen?"
Adrien : "I'm getting a little carried away."
Julien : "Aha, maybe the name Max will choose [even if it's not a boy] for the upcoming arrival of his child."
The picture. Everyone poses naturally and then there's two mf unecessarily close, it is muscles memory as if they have a 1-2 podium 😭
Max Verstappen :
Drove a shit car in sprint
Got a magical pole
Got clown by fia and Russell
Cursed the whole grid with these penalties
Won anyway with husband cause Karma.
Exposed Russell as fake bitch in full 4K on tv.
Okey I don't understand.
No need to be way too scared about Max and (Charles btw) knowing about Lestappen. As any celebrity, the moment they open Tiktok, Twitter or anything run by an algorythm, they are scrolling through edits and posts of themself so of course they saw Lestappen everywhere and for years.
As an old Carlando fan I can't care less. The whole paddock and Carlos himself has spoke about Carlando as a thing (duo / teammate / friend or whatever) in front of the world.
So. Ships are part of the sport. For decades I'll say. Better joke about it than complain. That's what they did during the stream.
i wasnt gonna say anything else on the austria matter but holy shit mclaren as a team is so embarrassing
like for comparison, checos car got absolutely demolished in monaco by kmag and you didnt see red bull as a team stoop as low as mclaren has with this incident, especially with the recent comments from both their team boss and social media team (which are simply fueling the flames that yhe british media has created and is continuing to flame)
mclaren is acting like max pulled a fuckin silverstone 2021 51g crash on lando's ass, AUSTRIA WAS LITERALLY JUST TWO DRIVERS DRIVING ON THE EDGE
mclaren had a shit car for multiple years and has forgotten what it feels like to have their driver involved in simple hard racing, its genuinely so fuckin embarrassing of them
this is weeding out the fake lestappen fans fr
so very correct anon !!
people love to claim that they love lestappen because of their shared history and rivalry but then when there’s one hint of that everyone is all up in smokes. this is not a “friendship is power” situation, it is an extremely competitive sport.
charles protection club (red bull) came for BLOOD
Exactly what I'm saying when I say this hastag becomes unconfortable.
Since when Lestappen fandom is a Cult ? Based on hate ? like the other Cult you well know we use to fight. As a Max fan first I'm disappointed.
You can love Max and Charles interwined life story. You can ship them and their heart eyes their awkward crush and whatever.
But may you never forget Max has friends on track and Daniel Lando Carlos Nando are the closest whether you like it or not.
I think I really need to say it because I have enough of this shit. I love lestappen, you can check on my account and find couple of lestappen posts, because honestly, who doesn't love them?
BUT, for every lestappen delusional girlies, fuck yall really. Stop making everything charles doing about max. And stop making everything max doing about charles. MAX CAN ABSOLUTELY SAYING SOMETHING NICE TO ANY OTHER DRIVERS, including carlos.
It's not the first time, thing happened after bahrain as well. People really act like max hated carlos when he was actually complementing him. If you want to hate carlos (better not tho), don't use max in it. If you are really a lestappen fans, you support both max and charles. Instead of making max like a villain. He had enough of that.
Right. Bye.
Carlos's haters can get the F out of that hashtag it's unconfortable. It's tumblr not twitter. Thanks.
Well.
You know what. The moment I told myself *Ok. It's done. Game over* is when Wilhelm told Simon he can't eat the cake to prevent him from food poisinning while Simon is eating it.
Unbalance power in life and in death. Simon's face says it all.
Im a little confused about saltburn tho cuz everyone keeps saying Oliver is gay and had feelings for Felix but i really dont think he did. Like he blatantly admits to hating him and he’s clearly down to do depraved shit with people he has no feelings for (venetia, farleigh) and they literally show how he planned all this shit out and he got his end goal and i truly dont think Felix was anything other than the key piece of his little plan. Am i supposed to believe this little mastermind twink genuinely loved this man??? All signs point to absolutely not
I have never been this disappointed with Tumblr than with #Saltburn.
This film is made for Tumblr ironically I expected full of weirdest headcanon, queer fic, queenification of Venetia (she's the 2010 Tumblr). Over analysis about Oliver Farleigh Elspeth bi sexualty.
But it brings together fandoms that are definitely too different and the vibe is weird. It's all about Jacob Elordi, people shocked by bathtub/grave scene and fanfics x/reader. Few people are fancying Venetia Elspeth and Farleigh the way they should. No one to headcanon a part 2 or joking about the absolute horror movie Saltburn is if it was Farleigh's story.
I'm confused that's not my Tumblr.
I'm trying to understand the hate Farleigh receives and why we are in fact pushed to hate him in the movie ?
Farleigh Start :
Served cunt
Spoke frankly, Was right.
Fucked the devil.
Survived.
He's there to remind that what we see is manipulation. His interventions show that every conversation is hypocritical. Knowing all of it he eventually broke down too. There is not a single ounce of true love in this story.
I admit it's disturbing if we absolutely wanted to see Oliver and Felix "they'll fix each other" blah blah blah.
The real ending is naked Oliver finishing his little dance by opening the front door just to find an unimpressed Farleigh in front of him.
"I take it back. I'll behave....NOT"
Charles on Sunday : Woke up early, played Padel, made it to semi final, took pic with everyone, tried speaking spanish, watched the professional final, played golf. It's not even 14 .
Max on Sunday : Hi 😃 I overslept.
People who hate Lestappen cause they hate Max dominance, or hate Charles for trying to win. Keep talking. We are #67
"No press conference with Max and Charles in Las Vegas"
Max : "yeah but hold my beer cause if I didn't drag Charles right now in my itw istg I'll commit murder after this tonight shit show"
Charles : 😃
Race is in one hour but I'm already unwell because of these two m*therf*cker getting caught in 4K using nickname like are we in a collective hallucination ?
This is growing up. Three years ago you could never have guessed Max nearly sent Charles off track all the way to downtown Austin before this pic.
Charles Leclerc post race itw was literally : Sorry I'm this obsessed with Max I forgot Checo existence.
Well. Thanks god Adam and his father are here to let us appreciate good acting and a proper storyline and real life conversation, real conflict between teen and parents.
This season is a full utopia where kids talks like some 50 year old therapist, dialogues are empty but they somehow all find their way because Netflix has to cause actors left after that and I honestly understand.
I've been seeing some takes about how what Lando and Carlos did was unsportsmanlike and that we’re already dealing with RBR and AT being sister teams and we don’t need unaffiliated teams to start acting like they do, and that is it hadn’t been Lando then Carlos would’ve just done the same thing with someone else.
I call bullshit.
Something like this would have NEVER worked with Carlos and another driver. Why? Because the bond and understanding between Lando and Carlos is on another level. They know each other so well and that's why it worked. They're former teammates, they shared everything back in McLaren when it came to data and the way they drive.
They know each other so well.
I don’t even think people who are outside of the Carlando bubble actually realise this. Carlando isn’t just a work bromance made up for likes on IG and more engagement from fans. They care for each other, respect each other, love each other. They are collageus but that’s not what they truly are. They are friends, I might even go as far to say they’re the racing equivalent of soulmates.
Those saying that Carlos wouldn't have done it with anyone else are right. He doesn't have that level of trust in anyone else. It was amazing to see them understand each other without actually talking to each other. Carlos more than deserved that win after such a genius strategy that he came up with himself.
No one else deserved the P1 because no one else came close to his mentality all weekend.
OK, so I understand better what takes me out of the film. Alex's actor (Taylor Pérez) is unsympathetic (is it the role?) and it seems like he doesn't play... His gaze expresses the same emotion throughout the movie.
I didn't read the book. And clearly. You have to read it to understand a thing. It's fun, with jokes and comic situations that made me genuinely laugh. And I like the complexity of Henry but that's it cause we didn't have so much more...
Apparently, they have cut a lot of parts and characters. Well, clearly too much, because the chemistry between Alex and Henry is coming from nowhere. Like there's objectively no real story for 45 minutes but realisators visibly assumed book's fans would get it by adding all the missing parts (is it working?) Eventually, the result is that from an outside pov, the sex scenes are then a bit cringe cause story gave us no reason to believe.
There's an inbalance in acting between the two actors and it's really obvious and quite disturbing in the emotional scenes like during the Paris bed scene, the fight/argue scene. I'm sorry for the man who's playing Alex but he struggled to be convincing.
I don't like the "America saves us all" propaganda so the end was frustrating. Alex discourt came so randomly, I thought Henry would have talk more with his older brother and sister, I thought he would also do a coming out or something insteed of a balcony scene, cliché af.
But in the end, that was 2 fun hours watching it, it's cute.
What people don’t understand is that the reason we hate RBR/Max’s dominance so much compared to other eras is that everything just feels so clinical and passionless and empty.
The current world champion doesn’t feel a single thing as he wins race after race and it’s so fucking frustrating because if he doesn’t care then why should we?
Schumacher lived and breathed this sport, Vettel would have married his car if it was legal, Hamilton felt every win like it was his first. And now the only emotion this fucking guy has is indifference, to the point where I honestly believe he’d rather be playing a video game than actually racing and it’s just depressing.