There's A World Where Wille And Simon Turn Full Bonnie And Clyde And Murder August On That Freaking Field.

this is weeding out the fake lestappen fans fr

so very correct anon !!

people love to claim that they love lestappen because of their shared history and rivalry but then when there’s one hint of that everyone is all up in smokes. this is not a “friendship is power” situation, it is an extremely competitive sport.

CHARLES LECLERC + VIRGIN MARY 

(insp. + statue)

Well.

You know what. The moment I told myself *Ok. It's done. Game over* is when Wilhelm told Simon he can't eat the cake to prevent him from food poisinning while Simon is eating it.

Unbalance power in life and in death. Simon's face says it all.

Honestly delighted to be a Carlos fan. The legit chaos he’s causing. The people in the Charles tag hating him so hard. Such energy *chef’s kiss* like, kudos to them, it must be exhausting.. 😂

Meanwhile, Carlos is doing his thing. He’s bossing Ferrari around. He’s multitasking his slow ass driving with strategy excellence. He’s taking off his helmet and the hair is salon grade volumous. He’s building himself up, loving himself. He’s putting the ‘chill’ in 🌶

Five years ago this would have aggravated me so much that people were on his case, but I genuinely do not give a shit. Is he slower than Charles, yeah, probably. Is he making a nuisance of himself, definitely. Am I here for it.. oh hell yes.

Charles on Sunday : Woke up early, played Padel, made it to semi final, took pic with everyone, tried speaking spanish, watched the professional final, played golf. It's not even 14 .

Max on Sunday : Hi 😃 I overslept.

Okey I don't understand.

No need to be way too scared about Max and (Charles btw) knowing about Lestappen. As any celebrity, the moment they open Tiktok, Twitter or anything run by an algorythm, they are scrolling through edits and posts of themself so of course they saw Lestappen everywhere and for years.

As an old Carlando fan I can't care less. The whole paddock and Carlos himself has spoke about Carlando as a thing (duo / teammate / friend or whatever) in front of the world.

So. Ships are part of the sport. For decades I'll say. Better joke about it than complain. That's what they did during the stream.

"No press conference with Max and Charles in Las Vegas"

Max : "yeah but hold my beer cause if I didn't drag Charles right now in my itw istg I'll commit murder after this tonight shit show"

Charles : 😃

Ferrari’s strategy and communication issues 100% fucked this for Charles. Carlos earned his podium as he has earned his seat as he has showed his worth to this team. Yes, Charles is better and is more in tune with this car but that does not mean Carlos is bad and it sure as fuck doesn’t mean Carlos needs to self sabotage for Charles’ sake. What the fuck are you people smoking to be so batshit insane? Leave Carlos the fuck alone.

Literally nobody wanted that. Sorry 🙄

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