Maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen Of Gridlock

✨️ The feminine urge to beat an ignorant lady on the train ✨️

Woah, incredible 😲

Hajime Kinoko

I love him

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

There's nothing to see here, you silly Americans. Get back to work.

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

Elon Musk isn't a sociopath Trump isn't a narcissist Jeff Bezos isn't a psycho they are terrible racist bigoted assholes but I'm begging y'all to fucking give a shit about people with personality disorders. PLEASE.

Oh no my camera fell!! Ahhhh 🤭😘

No, darling. Just stay in bed, you don't need to get up. We don't have anything going on today, remember? Perfect, now just lay back down and fall back asleep.

Also love, take off your pants before you sleep. You don't need them, you'll be asleep! So just take them off, and relax into my touch.

Such a good pet for me~