Maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen Of Gridlock

if you aren't looking at me with insatiable bloodlust? look in another fucking direction.

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

Finally something that clicks with me, ruffarf, in a doggirl way, not in a sexy way, not in an actually a dog way, but in a doggirl way.

i think the thing is, i worry that me making references to doglike behavior (wagging, barking, etc) will be seen as sexual by default. and its tricky because like yeah i am into pet play but i am also just a doggirl as a matter of personal identity. it gets weird and confusing though because i dont really identify with therianism as a concept (all love to my therians tho), i feel like i am a fully human woman, i am just a human woman who can be most accurately described as Being A Doggirl. its not a sex thing except for the times that it is. in conclusion i just wanna get to say wagwagwag and arfarf in conversation and have it not be weird!!!!! but alas i am forever cursed to think i am always making every person around me intensely uncomfortable :(

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Bunny punk

CW: Sis with a y

Lmaoooo big fucking yikes. Pro tip, if you want me to fuck with you maybe go over what sort of shit I'm into, getting called (what is imo) a slur doesn't do it for me. Then to top it all off just immediately blocking me instead of apologizing just seals the deal. Peak

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I wrote a real shitty song about microplastics being found in every sperm sample recently. It doesn’t have a name yet, suggestions would be sick as fuck

read it as fast as you can to a kinda old punk tune, i cant think of any examples rn, like 70-80 shit.

microplastics in my balls

micro plastics in my balls

i know that it’s from licking walls

all the plastic in my balls

micro plastic in her head

from last night all in my bed

going down

I heard she said

“Its ok, we’ll all be dead!”

microplastics in her womb

microplastics in her womb

cause we fucked her with a broom

there’s microplastics in her womb

microplastics fetal boo

microplastics fetal boo

you just got here

kid your screwed

sorry we did this to you

micro plastics in your brain

you tell them

say “your insane

why do you hold such disdain?

Theres no plastic in your brain”

micro plastics in your balls

cause you wanted to lick some walls

micro plastics in your womb

why’d you fuck her with a broom?

micro plastics in your mouth

from drinking from your only spout

microplastics in the air

we aint safe

Nope, nowhere

fucking plastic in the air!