Remember To Pay Attention To Me Btw. Remember To Pay Attention And To Be In Love With Me. Btw. Right

I dreamt my gf as a vampire, this is how obsessed i am

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

you know that trans girl who you think is really cool? the one you think is cute and funny and insightful? ask her out. you have to ask her out. please. she needs this.

So true! I'm a princess

You can say whatever you want to princesses cuz they're sex toys that like it. They're complete pushovers, no ability to stop you from taking their holes, they love to be degraded and used for filthy, embarrassing sex acts.

Reblog to kiss a tgirl cause she needs it rn lol

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

I might have issues.