I Wanna Play-fight With You But Be Genuinely Overpowered. I Wanna Try My Hardest To Wriggle Out Of Your

The girls stink so good 🥴

its pretty hot so thats. natural

Estrogen saved my life I think

Me and who?

At this point I need to tape a disclaimer to my forehead that says “if I become close enough friends to u I will have a crush on u at some point” bc I’m just a massive lesbian like that. It’s nothing personal

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

Elon Musk isn't a sociopath Trump isn't a narcissist Jeff Bezos isn't a psycho they are terrible racist bigoted assholes but I'm begging y'all to fucking give a shit about people with personality disorders. PLEASE.

Robot girls accidentally connecting to the same device

Robot girls sending data to one another

Robot girls holding hands

Robot girls interfacing with one another via a cable

Robot girls sharing a charging port

Robot girls kissing

Robot girls frotting their exposed wires together

Robot girls building a computer together

Robot girls merging their tech into a bigger, stronger, gayer, multi-conscious robot girl

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I wrote a real shitty song about microplastics being found in every sperm sample recently. It doesn’t have a name yet, suggestions would be sick as fuck

read it as fast as you can to a kinda old punk tune, i cant think of any examples rn, like 70-80 shit.

microplastics in my balls

micro plastics in my balls

i know that it’s from licking walls

all the plastic in my balls

micro plastic in her head

from last night all in my bed

going down

I heard she said

“Its ok, we’ll all be dead!”

microplastics in her womb

microplastics in her womb

cause we fucked her with a broom

there’s microplastics in her womb

microplastics fetal boo

microplastics fetal boo

you just got here

kid your screwed

sorry we did this to you

micro plastics in your brain

you tell them

say “your insane

why do you hold such disdain?

Theres no plastic in your brain”

micro plastics in your balls

cause you wanted to lick some walls

micro plastics in your womb

why’d you fuck her with a broom?

micro plastics in your mouth

from drinking from your only spout

microplastics in the air

we aint safe

Nope, nowhere

fucking plastic in the air!

reblog this to pet me

or pull me into a side room and fuck my brains out idk :P

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy