I'm Sorry For What I Said About Your Mother Giving Me A Pawjob

Went skating with my gf. First time in 15 years lol 😆

it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory

I've been told to stop saying sui jokes so I might incorporate this

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Lmfaooo this got me good

Manifesting 🙏

hi i love you mutuals who have kinks im not into <3

Hi I'm trans woman, reporting for duty mam'! 🫡

I want to be mutuals with every trans woman on Tumblr.

Not just because we’re all hot, funny, unhinged, powerful, emotionally intelligent, and dangerously full of eldritch energy—but because once we’re all connected, we can unionize.

Step 1: Take over Tumblr.

Step 2: Take over the internet.

Step 3: Take turns writing smut posts and reblog-chain them into one continuous, increasingly horny and chaotic sapphic epic.

It’s not just about power.

It’s about community.

It’s about craft.

It’s about gay rights and collaborative storytelling.

We are the revolution, and we are NSFW tagged.

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry