May Your Days Be Filled With Love, Joy, And Peace 💟

I'm like 3 million years late but I'm finally watching Dr who and it's so chaotic I love it.

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

has anyone done this yet

If you're wondering what being married is like;

Me: I want something salty.

My Spouse: *glances at their pussy*

Me: Why did you look at your pussy?!

My Spouse: Well, pussy IS generally salty

Me: Test me. I will put salt on that bitch.

“What’s wrong babe you barely drank your League of Legends XP flavored Coke”

It's all fun and games until the really good anime is a hentai and then you have to do the walk of shame in a bookstore