Naming The Female Razor Brand Venus Is So Personally Offensive To Me....you Think Venus The Goddess Of

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I'm at McDonald's you guys want anything?

I have all these triple a titles on PC and what does my spouse wanna play? Candy crush but sex.

If you're wondering what being married is like;

Me: I want something salty.

My Spouse: *glances at their pussy*

Me: Why did you look at your pussy?!

My Spouse: Well, pussy IS generally salty

Me: Test me. I will put salt on that bitch.

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tfw eating burger but angry because ur evil