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“Kill them with kindness” Wrong. Unlimited Blade Works

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I'M SO HERE FOR THIS

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Me when people can actually function in society and don't spend every waking moment in a crippling anxiety

may your days be filled with love, joy, and peace 💟

If you're wondering what being married is like;

Me: I want something salty.

My Spouse: *glances at their pussy*

Me: Why did you look at your pussy?!

My Spouse: Well, pussy IS generally salty

Me: Test me. I will put salt on that bitch.

It's all fun and games until the really good anime is a hentai and then you have to do the walk of shame in a bookstore