Remember When I Told Ya'll Last Month To Be Ready To Start Looking For A Discord Alternative?

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

drinking is about getting a little silly. it’s also about getting that primal feeling deep in your pelvis that you need to be fucked or you’re gonna die

"you don't even have a suitable hospital in your town." "local medicine... local medicine can do a lot"

I really should draw but no thoughts only aggressively uwu

Scientific inquiry, what’s your most deranged opinion on cereal

cereal is better without milk

seriously though what do you call this aesthetic/genre

Borf! Most deranged opinion on cereal? I need to know for scientific reasons

Hmmmmm... Cap'n crunch is better eaten with water and diabetic sugar. Don't ask, it's good. And corn flakes are better eaten with coffee that barely has any sugar (specifically that diabetic sugar, aka fake sugar) and with a good spoon or two of that great value coffee creamer. Childhood favorite <3

/gen

-Viv

Vintage Handbags modified with crochet “mold” by Elin Thomas

do you have a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me well actually it is a knife and I’m doing to dissect you for sexual reasons cuz I’m happy to see you