What I Need In My Life Right Now

(Head?)Canon: Owen will always bring up him being thrown out of a plane into a discussion, no matter what said discussion is about. *Letty and Owen arguing about something ridiculous* Owen: "yeah well did you know I got thrown out of a plane?" Letty: "I was thrown out of a tank!" Owen: "Well not everything's about you!" The possibilities are endless!

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The possibilities are endless!! I absolutely love this headcanon friend!

I can absolutely see Owen doing this to either guilt trip the Toretto crew, or just brag that he survived being thrown out of a plane

I can see a few scenarios with this

1. When Hattie joins the crew for a mission, she listens to them talk and Owen brings it up

"You know I got thrown out of a plane, right?"

"Yes, Shaw, we know. We were there-"

"Yeah," Hattie interrupts, not looking up from whatever she's doing. "I was the one who pushed you."

Owen just glares at her but the crew are all like 😳 WHAT?! YOU WERE THROWN OUT OF TWO PLANES?!

2. When Owen brings it up, Letty always mentions the tank, but eventually everyone starts to add things

-Roman: "I was pushed out a plane too!"

-Brian: "I've been forced to jump off a building!"

-Luke: "I had to jump out of a building!"

This goes on for a while, leaving Owen pouting because the attention is no longer on him

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Thanks for the headcanon friend! I love it!

Teenage Kimiko identifying with they/them pronouns? 😊

Yessssssss

I hadn't even thought of Kimiko being nonbinary but it fits so well!!

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Sighing, Kimiko frowned and passed a hand through their now much shorter hair. Instead of the long, straight hair they had since childhood, they now had short, shaggy hair

Maybe not the best hairstyle, but Kimiko hadn't been going for that. Just anything to help them feel more comfortable in their skin

With their long hair gone, they didn't look like a girl as much as they had. Now, they could definitely see more of their father's features in their face

But the issue was, Kimiko hadn't asked their dad or Roman to take them to get their hair cut

Instead, they had asked a friend to go with them as it was almost all cut off

Nervously, Kimiko looked at themself in a small, portable mirror. Their dads shouldn't get too upset with them

Or at least, that's what they were hoping

Putting the mirror away, Kimiko finally entered their apartment building and took the elevator up to Roman's penthouse

Opening the door, Kimiko was greeted by the sound of the TV going. Fidgeting, Kimiko took a breath and closed the door

"Hey, da!" They called out. "I'm home!"

"Welcome back!" He called back. "Wanna watch with me?"

"Sure."

Straightening their back, Kimiko walked into the living room and smiled at how their dad was lounging on the couch

His small goatee had spots of grey in it, along with his roots in his much longer hair. He looked away from the TV and flashed Kimiko a smile

"Our team is winning so far."

Smiling back shyly, Kimiko walked up

"Good to hear it. They've been doing good this season."

With only a small amount of hesitation, Kimiko sat down and cuddled into their dad. Who brought a hand up to stroke their hair

"Any shorter and I would think you signed up for the army." He chuckled

Biting their lip, Kimiko glanced up at him

"Do you not like it?"

"It suits you." He smiled and then looked thoughtful. "But it'll be hard to braid. I remember that being annoying for me when I cut my hair short."

"Really?" Kimiko looked at him closely

"Mmhm. I always loved having my hair braided by Uncle Deck as a kid. But it was nice getting it cut, too. Made me feel more comfortable with who I was."

Kimiko blinked at him in surprise, but felt a smile nearly split their face in half

They shouldn't have even bothered being worried about their dad being upset

He was just like them after all

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I hope you enjoyed friend!

“And it is up to you to decide if you want to be remembered, or disappear without a trace, like a pitiful grain of sand into a dessert of insignificance. To put it plainly. Get your shit together and sort out your priorities.”

JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

Hobbs and Shaw(s)

Deckard: My boyfriend is too tall for my to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Owen: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Hattie: Tackle him.

Magdalene: Dump him.

Luke: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Hi. Answer whenever you want but F6 team after they first capture Owen time travel to post Hobbs and Shaw? Owen doesn't approve of Hobbs, Roman is trying to figure out why future him is dating Owen, and everyone else is cracking jokes about the broody Owen being related to the very family oriented Deckard and Magdalene?

Omg, it's almost like a reverse of my fic Dear Future Self! I love it!!

I absolutely love the idea of F6 Roman staring at his future self with a future Owen. He'd just gape like a fish and pointing back and forth between them

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Luke glared at Owen Shaw, who looked far too smug with his hands cuffed behind his back and having been punched by Brian

"This is how it's going to go down," Shaw sneered at Dom, who stood across from him and looked ready to murder the Brit

But before Shaw could get another word out, Luke felt the world fall out from beneath him

Letting out a shout, Luke tried to scramble to purchase, but found thin air pass through his fingers. He could hear several other shouts from the crew as he felt himself keep falling through a seemingly endless void

Finally, the ground met him. Face first

Grunting, Luke let himself lay on the grassy ground for a moment. He could hear people moving on the ground near him

Lifting his head, he saw the crew laid out near him. Dom was checking on Letty as Brian was calling out to Tej

But Luke didn't see Roman, Gisele, or Han anywhere

Along with Shaw

"What the hell did that bastard do?" Luke growled to himself as he got to his feet. Looking around, Luke's eyes went wide

Why in the fresh hell were they in his backyard?

"Anyone know where we are?" Brian asked

Turning back to them, Luke could see that they were all on their feet and looking around equally as confused

"I'm not sure, but it looks like we're in LA." Luke told them

Before anyone could say anything else, they heard a door open. Frowning, Luke saw the back door slide open to reveal a man Luke had never seen before

He was bald, but smaller than Luke and was wearing an oversized hoodie, with DSS written across the chest

Luke couldn't help but think he looked adorable

The man raised an eyebrow at them

"What the bloody hell are you lot doing here?"

"We're not really sure." Dom spoke up, glancing between the man and Luke. "Mind telling us?"

"LA, Hobbs residence." The man drawled

"Hobbs?" Tej asked, eyes narrowed

"This is my house, but it doesn't explain why we're on the other side of the world." Luke snapped and turned towards the stranger. "How'd we get here?"

"How the bloody hell am I supposed to know?" The man glared at him. "You're the ones who showed up on my lawn!"

"Yours?" Luke sputtered

"Well, half his."

Luke blinked

A man who looked exactly like him stepped next to the man and wrapped an arm around him

"What's your is mine." The man mumbled as he pouted up at the other Luke

"I'll try saying that when I want to drive one of your fancy cars, princess." The other Luke chuckled. "Let me talk to them and see what's going on."

The man glanced at the crew before going further into the house

"Someone want to explain what's happening?" The other Luke asked

"One second we were arresting Owen Shaw and the next, we're here." Brian tells him bluntly. "Do you know where that bastard is? The asshole kidnapped my wife."

"That was years ago." The other Luke frowned

"What do you mean?" Letty questioned. "We were just there!"

"Well, now you're not." The other Luke sighed. "Its been several years since that happened. Brian, don't worry about Mia, she's safe and sound. All of you are actually. Back in the states and with your families."

"And Shaw?" Dom asked

The other Luke sighed heavily at that and gave a half heart shrug

"He visits every other week."

"What the fuck does that mean?" Luke hissed

"Deckard," the other Luke nodded towards the house. "Is Owen's older brother. Meaning Owen visits often."

"You got with Shaw's brother?" Tej asked incredulously and then let out a low whistle. "You got some game, Hobbs!"

"Thanks." The other Luke snorted in amusement. "He's not like Owen exactly. He absolutely loves his family and has gone on a war path to destroy those who hurt his loved ones."

"Seems like big brother's code is also family." Dom sneered

"It's what his whole family believes." The other Luke shrugged. "Owen's just a bitter asshole sometimes."

"A fucking hypocrite more like." Brian snorted

The sound of the door sliding opening again made them all look at Deckard, who looked exasperated

"If you've been wondering where Pearce was, I found him." He huffed

The other Luke started to laugh

"Let me guess, he and Oh?"

"Yep."

"This is going to be fun."

Luke shared a concerned look with the rest of the crew

What was so funny?

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Roman could only stare at the marble counter as his mind tried to process what had happened in the last twenty minutes

One second he was about to jump on Shaw for kidnapping Mia, and the next he was landing on plus carpet of a fancy bedroom

To only look up and see himself on top of Owen Shaw

Completely naked

It had been equally shocking to see Shaw roll them off the bed and take cover. A gun appeared in his hands as he pointed it at Roman and the Owen Shaw Roman knew

After a lot of shouting, Roman's other self ushered him out while grabbing a silk robe. They left the Shaws in the bedroom

"Look, I'm not sure how to explain it." His other self laughed nervously

"Yeah, how do you explain sticking your dick in the enemy?" Roman snapped

"He's not our enemy anymore. Owen's actually joined the crew."

"How?"

"It's, uh, a long store." His other self said sheepishly. "All you need to know is that Owen is actually really cute when he's not scheming to take down the world."

"Aw, Ro, no need for flattery." Owen Shaw's voices purred

Snapping his head up, Roman saw the Shaws coming out of the bedroom

The other Shaw was dressed in tight pants with a loose fitting tank top, while the Shaw Roman knew looked indifferent

"Only for you, baby." The other Roman smiled widely

Roman could only watch in horror as his other pulled Shaw into a short kiss. Glancing over at his Shaw, Roman was met with a considering look

Gulping, Roman could only hope the madness would end

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Sorry it's not a full story, but I hoped you enjoy friend!

Deckard: *Tries to turn on the lights* Luke! You forgot to pay the electricity bill!

Luke: Isn’t it Owen’s turn?

Owen: I don’t even live here

Luke: Our fridge says otherwise

Owen:

Owen is a freeloader and Luke doesn't hesitate to call him out on it

Hello Omni! Ik Friday was yesterday, so you can answer whenever. What do you think Owen did to get dishonourbly discharged? And did he do it on purpose?

I was actually thinking about this lately, and I am in firm belief that Owen absolutely, 100% did it on purpose

I like to think that Owen only left the military when Deckard was framed and on the run

Owen was seeing red

MI6 came around and interrogated Owen, trying to find Deckard, but he didn't know anything. Seeing these people hunting his brother down like a dog had Owen wanted to burn the world down

And that's what he did

He only did enough planning to get enough bombs and know where to place them

Owen stormed into MI6 and set the place ablaze

You do not mess with a Shaw, not unless you want to get burned

Owen went full John Wick on MI6. They lost a lot of good agents

Of course, this meant that the military had to discharge Owen cause he's now an international criminal

And from there, Owen didn't look back. He continued to terrorize MI6 for years while pulling heists

Thanks for the question friend!

MORE JASON F1 AU

I imagine him as the cockiest one on the track because hes a nepo baby so he has to be the best or its just embarrassing.

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