Accidentally Walking In On A Side In The Shower: Janus Version

Tony: *blasts off Bucky's robotic arm, sending him to the ground*

Steve: MY NAME IS STEVE ROGERS, YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND, PREPARE TO DIE

Patton: (unbuttons polo one button more than usual because it's hot out)

Logan, completely straight-faced: Whore.

Patton:

Patton: (unbuttons the next button just to see what will happen)

The sides' quirks when entering a new house, based on my own

Virgil: Figures out where the exits/entrances are (just in case)

Logan: Figures out where the bathrooms are (practical)

Janus: Figures out where the outlets in commonly-access rooms are (practical)

Patton: Figures out if there are pets/where the pets are (a necessity)

Roman: Figures out which common-accessed window has the best view (harmless?)

Remus: Figures out where all the doors lead to (why)

Roman, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!

Logan: *gets up and turns down the heat*

Roman, internally: Yeah, okay, I guess he doesn't know that song

The next day—

Remus, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!

Logan, looking Roman dead in the eyes: Hot damn.

Roman: *gasp*

BETRAYAL.

[Virgil, quietly: Guess we know who Logan's favorite twin is...]

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An Actual Logan Quote

(Virgil: All I'm saying is that you both suck at what you do and I'm tired of having to keep lighting fires under your butts.)

Logan: You what?! Do you have even the faintest idea how dangerous that is? I never even felt any heat! You're lucky that your acts of arson have seemingly settled themselves in the past, or you could have seriously hurt someone.

(This is seriously what he's saying when he and Roman are talking over each other—)

Embarrassing Music #2

Roman: (sneaking around for weeks, trying to catch Virgil listening to 'embarrassing' music)

Roman: *hears faint music*

Roman, quietly: Yes!

Roman: *follows music*

Roman: *peeks into Virgil's room through camera lenses*

Virgil: *in a crop top and short shorts, cleaning up his room, also dancing and singing along*

Virgil:

That's how we come and go

That's how we roll, roll

With a little heart and soul

yeah, yeah, yeah

Roman: *lights up bright red, frozen*

Virgil:

One love, I won't forget it

One life, I won't regret it

One chance for one last dance tonight

toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Roman: *deletes recording, backs away, sinks down into his room*

Roman: *screeches into pillow*

Perler Bead Animal Sides!

I was hanging out with my little cousin and we were doing crafts together, so ofc, this is what I did XD Can you tell Janus was the freeform one?

Logan: Just wrote 'he had sawn it coming.' To bed with me

Janus: At least that's pronounced differently.

Logan: Just wrote offly instead of awfully. Can you tell I'm exhausted?

Janus: Yes, because this is a verbal conversation so I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

Logan: ...

Logan: I'm going to bed.

Janus: Good choice.

Just Roman Being Relatable In My Band AU Fic

"We— wait, when did it get so dark outside?”

"I fucked up here, didn’t I?”

“This is it. This tells us if we get to play at the festival, in front of people, or not. ...I can't open it.”

Roman competed at a few games, whined about how they were rigged, and then was immediately shown up by Virgil as he nailed them. He pouted until the next game, and then the cycle continued.

“I don't know about anyone else, but I feel like I’m pretty obvious about my sexuality."

“Are they in a cult?”

“Okay, I’m asking now: What else can you do? What other special powers do you have? What else are you incredibly good at?”

"Mine’s not as deep or anything, but I’ve never actually dated anyone. I have this reputation for being loved by everyone and having had a bunch of relationship experience, but I’ve never even kissed anyone before."

(What are you going to do, threaten them?) “No, I’ll have Remus threaten them, because he’s much more intimidating than me. I’m about as scary as a sprig of rosemary.”

"I’m scared that when anyone gets close, they'll realize they don't love me and just leave."