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Logan: You malodorous scenturian!
Roman: *blank look*
Logan: *sigh*
Logan: You stinky soldier boy.
Roman: *gasp* How dare you!
Roman: (sneaking around for weeks, trying to catch Virgil listening to 'embarrassing' music)
Roman: *hears faint music*
Roman, quietly: Yes!
Roman: *follows music*
Roman: *peeks into Virgil's room through camera lenses*
Virgil: *in a crop top and short shorts, cleaning up his room, also dancing and singing along*
Virgil:
That's how we come and go
That's how we roll, roll
With a little heart and soul
yeah, yeah, yeah
Roman: *lights up bright red, frozen*
Virgil:
One love, I won't forget it
One life, I won't regret it
One chance for one last dance tonight
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Roman: *deletes recording, backs away, sinks down into his room*
Roman: *screeches into pillow*
Roman, jamming out in his room:
HEY YEAH DONCHA KNOW
SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA HEAR US ON THE RADIO
HEY YEAH DONCHA KNOW
IT HAPPENS SO FAST THESE DAYS I GOTTA TAKE IT SLOW
ooOOOOOooooOOO—
Virgil, videoing from doorway: *snicker*
Roman: *abruptly looks over*
Virgil: Oh, no.
Camera footage: *shaking and blurry and vaguely shows Roman chasing him*
Roman, screeching: DELETE IT! DELETE IT RIGHT NOW!
Virgil: *terrified laughter*
Can you imagine Remus trying for hours to create a perfectly normal animal for Patton for his birthday but he's running out of time so like
Remus: *pops up, holding creature*
Roman: *immediately draws sword* Are you trying to KI—
Remus: No! No, no, it's not a cat.
Creature: *looks exactly like a cat*
Remus: Well, not really. See, I made it look like a cat, cuz Patton loves cats, but he's allergic. So it's not really a cat.
Roman: *half-lowers sword* How do we know you're telling the truth?
Remus: Um... If I was trying to be evil, I'd do it much more bluntly?
Roman: *sheaths sword* That's true.
Patton, looking at the creature: Aw, kiddo, it's so cute! Does it have a name?
Remus: Um, no, I thought I'd let you name it. If— if you want it.
Patton: Of course I do! Aw, that's so sweet of you.
Remus: *hands creature to Patton* Just be kinda careful, I'm still new to making normal creatures, so it might be a bit—
Creature: *starts to yawn, as it's mouth gets widest it breaths a spiral of fire, closes its mouth and does a little mlem at the end*
Remus: ...odd.
Everyone: *carefully watching Patton's reaction*
Patton: Kiddo...
Patton: ...I LOVE IT! Oh my goodness!
Patton, scratching the creature's stomach, in a baby-voice: Who's the cutest little not-kitty? You are! Who's my cute little fire-breathing-cat-lookalike? You are!
Remus, softly: *eyes tearing up* He likes it.
Roman: *solemnly sets hand on his shoulder* You did good. You're making us proud as a club member.
Remus: *sniffle* I like this club.
'Daydream Mode' is when Roman has full creative control, right? So I'm just imagining like:
Remus, ranting to Janus: —as long as their beak fits through, the entire rest of them, because that's the only solid part, can squish through—
Remus: *suddenly collapses without warning*
Janus, flipping the page of his book unconcernedly: Someone must have turned on Daydream mode.
Just kicked my brother's ass in Wii sports boxing, which was funny because my Mii is Patton, so new headcanon: Patton is super good at boxing but just hasn't mentioned it to the other sides until somehow Roman ropes him in to boxing with him and Patton just knocks him tf out
Has there ever been a bigger power move than Thomas pointing out immediately that Roman's sword is a katana before sword buffs called him out on it in the comments