These Posts Are Cousins To Me.

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

He is smiling because he got a cool new hat

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

careful listening to music in the fall it might become a memory