Metallicafan1981 - Metallicism

THE MIGHTY HET SPEAKS 🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖💖💖✨✨✨🪩🪩🪩

CREAMING

face reveal kinda 😛

How is he so pretty…

I saw a post once that said something along the lines of “I think some of you forget that Kirk Hammett is a real person. You’re fantasizing about him right now, but he‘s a real person living a real life. He could be pooping right now, and you’re being weird about him.” And I think about this and audibly chuckle every time I take a shit 😭

Not because I agree with it, because everyone knows that Kirk is actually a vampire… but because it’s funny as fuck 😭

Also everyone knows pretty princesses don’t poop 😂😂 silly fake Metallica fans!! 🤣🤣🙏🙏😏🤩😂😻🙏😻😻😕🔥😃💋👅🫀🧅🫀🥲👅🤯💚😭🤪🤪👅👅👅👅👅

New James bot is POSTED!! 😁

(yes, I actually do the personalities and stuff :3)

I love the idea of alien James so much

I need to get something off of my chest. Now, I understand that this is a very controversial topic in this day and age, but I wanted to be completely transparent with my followers. What I’m about to say may completely wreck your view of me, but it has to be said. Fair warning.

The truth is, Abe Simpson is a DILFFF OMFG HE’S SOOO FINE LIKE ASFGSHGDBH I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR MEANINGLESS STORIES ABIE 🥰🥰🥰 YES OFC I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE ONION ON YOUR BELT AND HOW THAT WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME 🧅🧅🧅 YES OFC I’LL YELL AT CLOUDS WITH YOU ☁️☁️☁️ YES I’LL LISTEN TO YOU TALK ABOUT HOW THE KAISER STOLE YOUR WORD FOR TWENTY SO YOU CHASED HIM DOWN FOR DICKITY-SIX MILES 😭😭😭 ABIE I’LL VISIT YOU EVERY DAY AT THE OLD PEOPLE’S HOME 🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ABRAHAM SIMPSON YOU’RE SO HOT PLEASE MARRY ME 💋💋💋👅👅👅🥺🥺🥺🫀🫀🫀🥺🥺🙏👀👀👀😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😈😈😈😛😛😛😏😏😏🔥🔥🔥🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅

That it all. Thank you for your time.

Hehe

okayyyyy i love metallica full band photos, but like why does it look like they are going to invite us to a humble dinner at a local texas steakhouse?!! It seems I cannot digest the such cowboy energy in this image..

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