Ok Wait, Reblog If You’ve Cried At Least Once Because Of Math, Doesn’t Matter Which Grade I’m Trying

I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

you have to outlive donald trump

No because what do you mean they were best friends as kids and Ekko had a crush on her, and then he tries to ‘rescue’ her from Silco but she doesn’t want to go with him and they end up on opposing sides as enemies and he insists that ‘Powder is gone, only Jinx is left’ but he paints a mural for Powder as one of the people they’ve lost and when he has the chance to kill her he can’t bring himself to do it because he still cares about her and she tries to blow them both up because she views death as mercy and wants to die with him and then he gets sent to another universe where she’s still Powder and he falls in love with her all over again and he goes back to his universe convinced he can save her and he has to watch her kill herself over and over again before managing to convince her to live and join the fight and they do and he wears her paint and then she just… dies anyways and now he’s lost her for like, the NINTH TIME

Arcane writers you will start coughing in 10 days

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

Okay but like

(The new Barbie Dream Besties dolls are so cute)

Malibu is my favorite from the line (they’re all cute tho) because her ruffly top?? Her little mirror??? They’re all so adorable. Brooklyn’s faceee and hair color (the tinsel is rly pretty) and Teresa’s gamer set but also her hair and DIMPLES??? Renee’s outfit and toast purse and also her face and they’re all so so pretty what a great core line (and the ad is so neat. The song is catchy)

The face molds def remind me of Ever After High and I like that Mattel is using that look for them. It feels like that doll style isn’t just sitting unused since EAH was discontinued (I would love to see Ever After come back one day though)

Anyway Dream Besties are cute, I hope they make more <33

After fortune-telling with her sisters, Selena stayed in the room until late at night. 🌙 She was haunted by the answer the cards showed them. Their grandmother always said that cards should not be asked the same question in a row or after a short period of time. And despite the fact that the girl remembered these instructions very well, she nevertheless decided to repeat the alignment... and repeated it more than once. All because of her impatience, which she still could not curb and which her grandmother constantly condemned very much. But no matter how much Selena tried to guess with the help of cards that night, the same cards fell out to her. But why? Did fate not want to give the Adler sisters no more clues? ✨

Packing to move!!

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