Bowser Jr.: Squirt!! He Called Me SQUIRT!!

Very cool fire.

Late night Bowser doodles! (Second one inspired by this song: https://m.soundcloud.com/bobbysuzy/adancepartyinbowserscastle )

Toadsworth: Why, we have a staff full of the most professional-- Toad: Gotta hurry! It’s here!

Apropos of that textdump on villains I had last week, here’s some neat analysis of demented the clown Dimentio.

ϡ Dimentio?

OH BOY NOW FOR THE FUN PART

I could go on for days about Dimentio, so I’ll try to keep it short (YES THIS IS SHORT FOR ME) and game-specific. More than mental state, I guess, these are the behavior rules I try to stick to for him, and why I think he does the things he does. 

Dimentio is not a fighter.

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Toad: Your highness, we seriously need to talk about your taste in accessories.

New strip!

Luigi: You would be amazed at how much Toad weighs.

Toad: That’s cause muscle weighs more than vim. Everyone knows that.

(Author’s note: And now I’m jealous).

Shooting Star!

Toad: Uh oh. Minister: Ack! This is a girl’s room! Toadsworth: We can’t be in a girl’s room! Toad: The things they keep in here I don’t want to see.

Toad: It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.

Toad: Never. Never in a million years. (Author’s Note: The stream of consciousness is a strange and fascinating thing. Wrinkling the scrap of paper I saved my idea on is not).

Mario: Hey! I found the shaving cream! New strip!