oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.
phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?
flower who tore off all her petals
replaced them all with metal
fanart for @valleykey's auterus. i had so much fun with this... that scene has been stuck in my head for months.
this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now
you don't even get three episodes into tom and jerry before that faggot jerry uses mistletoe to get tom to stop chasing him and kiss him instead. and that faggot tom coquettishly complies.
october begins and i arrive late bearing a jester. ty to @nixnephili for the prompt list
OFF by Mortis Ghost / The War of Vaslav Nijinsky by Frank Bidart
joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong
DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION
"sucker love is heaven sent"