Joints Will See You Taking A Step & Be Like "i Bet I Could Improve On This With My Cool New Trick." &

oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

Drew fyodor from memory :P

𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒄𝒍𝒆 𝑰𝑰

fyolai week day 6: vampires

[washing sedatives down with coffee] fight it out between yourselves and let me know what we're doing

i’m kinda like if dead batteries were a girl

vampire's kiss

not a clue what this one is. ahm. here you are dears.