I'm Not Sorry. I Cackle Every Time I Hear The "oh Lord, Heal This Bike," From Season 1. It's Such A Married

All I'm saying is we've seen Crowley nearly cry over Aziraphale at least three times, on camera. And that's just in a 4 year span of time. I cannot be convinced that in 6,000 years of complicated feelings, pining, and obligatory angel vs demon bullshit that Crowley has never straight up cried over him.

I love that Aziraphale read all those romance novels, had one look at himself, and decided he’s going to be the heroine.

Falls in love with the bad boy with a soft heart for him? Check.

Passenger princess? Check.

Always rescued by the handsome bad boy? Check.

Gets the bad boy to participate in a dumbass idea by giving him a pleeeeeeeease look? Check.

Bad boy builds up his confidence? Check.

Bad boy risks himself to save him and he can save him in return? Check.

Good for you, babe.

Things Good Omens season two is about:

Where is Gabriel

Where is Gabriel

Historical flashbacks that are an excuse to put David Tennant in silly outfits

Shax getting increasingly stressed out

Michael getting increasingly stressed out

Bildad the Shuhite

I'm serious where is Gabriel

Aziraphale and Crowley somehow being the gayest people in a neighborhood full of only gays

No really where the fuck is he

Muriel

Ineffable Bureaucracy??????

Haha yeah cry over this you stupid sad gay who just wants to be loved I bet you feel angsty now you dumb bitch

Rewatching that same thing over and over again

Rest of the comic is under the cut, because LONG :0

Also! Content warnings for body horror, guns, blood(although in black and white) and just...horror in general tbh

Operation "Fall of the Hooded Hawk": For situations where one half of skk has to shoot without having clear vision, and relies on the direction of their partner. In this case, Chuuya was giving Dazai coordinates of where to fire by tapping against his ear. (It's kind of like a trust fall)

I scripted a whole followup conversation with more explanation of what exactly the mirror was, and just general context, but this comic has gotten so long that I'm gonna write that as a short scene in prose, because it's mostly dialogue and if I try to draw it all then I think my hands will secede from my body lol — I'll probably be able to get that done in the next couple of days. But in the meantime, thanks for reading! :D

(3/5/24 edit: Followup convo is done!)

“You are accused of attempted omnicide, what do you have to say for yourself?” “Just one thing, it’s not attempted omnicide, give it a minute.”

i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!

i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏

i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)

i have headcanons:

aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone

crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.

they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk

crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span

aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.

aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap

anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game

newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks

their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment

It’s time we accept that Percy Jackson is an unreliable narrator. He’s not dumb. He’s just insecure. He’s not clueless about his and Annabeth’s feelings. He’s just in denial. He’s not clueless about Rachel’s feelings. He just doesn’t want to do anything about them. His mother isn’t perfect. He just loves and respects her more than anyone in the world. That boy contradicts his own inner monologue all the time. Do not trust him!!

other shows: break the fourth wall maybe once when a character stares into the camera

supernatural: all the walls are broken and the entire house is crumbling down (was it caused by a ceiling fire? no one knows)

‘dean’s faith was castiel’

Yeah totally but let’s not forget that castiel’s faith was dean, that from the moment he laid a hand on him in hell he was changed so enormously that he was able to break free of the narrative chuck was trying to write him into, that he believed so strongly in Dean Winchester that, even after he’d been brainwashed to kill him—had killed him many times over—when faced with the real thing, he broke past that brainwashing to save him