Rest Of The Comic Is Under The Cut, Because LONG :0

Aziraphale *praying*: God, why must you give me the toughest battles. Why you had to make Crowley so beautiful. So brilliant. So special. And then keep on sending him my way all the time! Testing me!

God: Aziraphale.

Aziraphale: GOD?!

God: Aziraphale, you literally, on purpose, with intent, got yourself captured in France, because you knew that’s where Crowley would be, you wore your prettiest clothes and shoes, done your hair, and sat there waiting for him to rescue you instead of saving yourself which you could have done without breaking a sweat. You squeaked in happiness when he appeared. And then you invited him on a date.

Aziraphale: …

God: …

Aziraphale: Since when do you respond?

What is ur deal Neil what are u plotting

Mostly the middle of Season 3 of Good Omens.

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

"You killed my brother. Prepare to die. *stabs himself*"

Guys I went to hook up with this guy but the moment we got on the bed he asked me to tug his hair and then started crying when I did it. He got embarrassed and ordered a pizza when this guy showed up and he tried to stab him, then, for some reason, hugged him and started crying again. 2/10.

-the girl in season 4 when Sam sees Dean for the first time

what i want from season 3 is a prolonged shot of crowley's dark, empty flat—and i mean completely empty—with shattered plant pots and dirt and leaves all around him on the floor.

there is one tiny ray of light coming in from a window and illuminating crowley, who is curled up in a corner with his wings around him. we see a tiny sliver of gold staring directly at us, and then the angle changes and we see aziraphale in heaven, watching crowley (and he knows. he knows he is being watched.)

p l e a s e i would literally kill for that.

i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!

i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏

i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)

i have headcanons:

aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone

crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.

they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk

crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span

aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.

aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap

anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game

newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks

their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment

I can't find it but to the person who posted that Sam and Dean should've fought in 15x19 while they grieved Eileen and Castiel respectively, I am kissing you on both cheeks respectfully or giving you a high five if that's not your style.

The idea of Sam saying, "I lost Eileen!" and Dean rebuts with, "well I lost Cas!" and Sam going, "that's not the same thing!" and Dean landing the killing blow, "of course it's not. At least you got to tell Eileen you loved her back!" all of that exploding in the stillness of the bunker, of the world without life, is fucking beautiful cinematic astounding magnificent glorious I am living for it.

nobody not even cas wants to fuck dean as much as jensen ackles

Mr Fell does a partner reveal (finally!)

(Part 2 of this)