Aziraphale *praying*: God, Why Must You Give Me The Toughest Battles. Why You Had To Make Crowley So

He's thinking alright

You get isekai’d into a typical fantasy world with the ability to summon any weapon. You often summon typical weapons like swords, spears, maybe a gun if you need it. You finally realize fictional weapons can be summoned.

hi mr.gaiman,

i have a particularly important question.

some parts of the fandom explicitly don't like aziraphale. most are cool with him now, but people still end up unconsciously prioritizing crowley. even if crowley might be their favorite character, it still hurts me deeply to see one half of the two being pushed away for whatever reason. both characters are important to me equally.

so, not a sadie or dottie answer, but seriously - can you confirm both of them will be given equal amounts of love in the story of season 3? basically that one won't be given more power in the story or one won't be heavily prioritized over the other.

i have an assumption you won't do this, but with the internet and all, i just wanted to know if both the idiots will be equal to some extents in the story of season 3.

I'm afraid neither Crowley not Aziraphale will be in Season 3 at all now, but I'm sure you'll love the new cast, a wild young rock and roll band on the run from the law. They rob banks! They fall in love! They raise llamas!

Also featuring Morris the Edumacated Pig as himself.

is this anything

Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."

imagine if it's acknowledged that the reason why crowley plays the hero all the time, not just to aziraphale but to everyone, is because he acutely remembers the helplessness and loneliness of not having anyone save him. that'd be so funny hahaha. Ha

I can't find it but to the person who posted that Sam and Dean should've fought in 15x19 while they grieved Eileen and Castiel respectively, I am kissing you on both cheeks respectfully or giving you a high five if that's not your style.

The idea of Sam saying, "I lost Eileen!" and Dean rebuts with, "well I lost Cas!" and Sam going, "that's not the same thing!" and Dean landing the killing blow, "of course it's not. At least you got to tell Eileen you loved her back!" all of that exploding in the stillness of the bunker, of the world without life, is fucking beautiful cinematic astounding magnificent glorious I am living for it.

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)