Guys I went to hook up with this guy but the moment we got on the bed he asked me to tug his hair and then started crying when I did it. He got embarrassed and ordered a pizza when this guy showed up and he tried to stab him, then, for some reason, hugged him and started crying again. 2/10.
-the girl in season 4 when Sam sees Dean for the first time
Good omens and the lost angel: angels and demons gathering
More supernatural entities keep showing up to Aziraphale and Crowley’s doorstep 😂😂😂
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Dean knelt behind the table, lining up his shot, when he heard the unmistakable sound of his brother's boots coming down the corridoor.
Click.
Boing!
Thunk!
"Ow!" Sam said, his hand reaching up to rub his forehead.
"Hehehe," Dean giggled, coming out of his hiding spot.
"What the hell was that for!?"
"The kids left them lying around," Dean shrugged, placing the nerf gun on the table. "Cas was right. That was fun."
Still rubbing his forehead, Sam scoffed. "Mom!" He yelled, quickly leaving the room. "Dean shot me!"
Grover: Oh, you like war? Me too! My favorite part is *commits psychological warfare*
I'm still so heartbroken that it happened in their HOME. Whatever defects the bunker might have, it was home to them for years. It was the first time Dean had a stable living situation, a bedroom of his own, a place to collect and display things he liked, a place to truly relax and unwind since he was FOUR YEARS OLD. And he loved it and he felt safe there and he took care of it. And then God invaded it, and Death literally chased him through the halls, and he lost Cas there, and he sat there at the end of the world, alone on a cold concrete floor in an empty place that was no longer home and no longer safe, and sobbed into his hands.
Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."
percy finding out his dad is a god and immediately going to confront him is so funny to me. like he really said “either i’m catching a child support check or he’s catching these hands”
There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
These two idiots kill me because what Crowley is hearing from Aziraphale is, “I am able to look past your demonic nature because I love you so much, but if there was a way, I would change that part of you” and what Crowley wants to hear is, “I look at all of you and I love all of you”
Meanwhile Aziraphale’s actually saying, “I love every version of you that I’ve known, but I miss the smile you had when I met you and I would give anything to bring that joy back”
Sam saying that he would have let Dean die if their situations were reversed after a whole episode in season one dedicated to Sam reading his dad’s journal and contacting everyone to try to find a way to save Dean even when Dean tells him to let him die in peace, like…bestie, I love you, but this is historically not true.
Not that he couldn't save his mother??? Not that he couldn't save his dad??? Not that he couldn't save his brother from Hell???? Not that he couldn't save the lives of ALL their family and friends???? Not even that he died on that ridiculous, insulting, absurd rusty rebar??? Dean's biggest regret according to Jensen Ross Ackles is not being able to save Cas????!!!!