I'm going to died ๐๐๐
Still funny that spn s4 framed the difference between Sam and Dean as:
This is Sam Winchester, Boy King of Hell(tm), true vessel of Lucifer, who is fated to go dark side and fight on the side of hell, and he has a demon, Ruby, that he has a strangely romantic and sexual relationship with
Meanwhile, this is Dean Winchester, the Righteous Man(tm), true vessel of Michael, who is fated to fight on the side of heaven, and he has an angel, Castiel, that he has a [REDACTED]
i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!
i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" ๐ฉ๐
i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)
i have headcanons:
aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone
crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.
they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk
crowley never bans trolls; theyโre half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span
aziraphaleโs mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldnโt see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. thatโs not to say that heโs got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.
aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap
anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game
newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks
their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment
Dean *teaching Jack how to drive*: ok, you see me, Cas, and Sam walking, what do you hit?
Jack: um..... The breaks?
Dean: no, you gun it and hit ME at full speed-
Sam *from the back*: NO-
Bungou Stray Dogs is just anime Scooby Doo.
Not that he couldn't save his mother??? Not that he couldn't save his dad??? Not that he couldn't save his brother from Hell???? Not that he couldn't save the lives of ALL their family and friends???? Not even that he died on that ridiculous, insulting, absurd rusty rebar??? Dean's biggest regret according to Jensen Ross Ackles is not being able to save Cas????!!!!
Good omens and the lost angel: angels and demons gathering
More supernatural entities keep showing up to Aziraphale and Crowleyโs doorstep ๐๐๐
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The fact that technically the first angel sam and dean meet is gabriel of all people will never not be funny
Good omens and the lost angel
After 6000 years, weโre finally having a moment where Aziraphale finally takes the initiative in pamper Crowley. Though whether Crowley is an angel or a demon, thatโs a mystery for the ineffable to discover UvU
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men will say shit like "what broke the connection?" after they got on their knees in front of another man, let him hit & bloody their face while telling him how much they need him between the punches. wild.
this has been said a million times but I will literally never get tired of the way announcements/promos for good omens always have to hype it up and make it sound like some high stakes fantasy spectacular as though we don't know full well the actual plot is gonna be like. aziraphale and crowley do a little dance. aziraphale and crowley put on silly outfits. aziraphale and crowley drive around in a car.