Good Omens And The Lost Angel

This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie

Aziraphale *praying*: God, why must you give me the toughest battles. Why you had to make Crowley so beautiful. So brilliant. So special. And then keep on sending him my way all the time! Testing me!

God: Aziraphale.

Aziraphale: GOD?!

God: Aziraphale, you literally, on purpose, with intent, got yourself captured in France, because you knew that’s where Crowley would be, you wore your prettiest clothes and shoes, done your hair, and sat there waiting for him to rescue you instead of saving yourself which you could have done without breaking a sweat. You squeaked in happiness when he appeared. And then you invited him on a date.

Aziraphale: …

God: …

Aziraphale: Since when do you respond?

Crowley should be allowed to kiss Aziraphale’s hand and wrist very tenderly and whisper all the romantic gentle sweet things his nasty little heart has always desired to tell Aziraphale in S3. Let him be a romantic.

Aziraphale should be allowed to devour that demon's face and slam him against a wall and have the kinkiest sluttiest most loony tunes sex in history in S3. Let him be a whore.

annabeth “insult a god” chase

grover “gaslight a god” underwood

percy “fight a god and demolish him” jackson

I need to talk about how crazy that one line from season three is. "There's a light at the end of the tunnel""it's hellfire, dean" JSHSJSBSJ what a thing to say omg sam.

Hoping ‘not talking’ devolves into the cattiest behavior early on in season 3

Crowley: Muriel, can you tell the *Supreme Archangel* that this is no longer his domain so I don’t have anything to say to him

Aziraphale, literally 5 feet away: Really? This is beyond childish.

Muriel, standing between them: Supreme Archangel, Sir, the demon Crowley has said that since this is-

Aziraphale: Yes, thank you dear, I can hear him.

Then literally a minute later:

Aziraphale: Muriel, you can tell Crowley that I was only doing my job-

Crowley: And you can tell *His Holiness* that his job is the reason that we’re doing this bloody ‘saving the world’ thing again

Muriel: Uh-

Aziraphale: Muriel, tell him that I’m using MY JOB to try and stop it

Crowley: OH WELL THATS ALRIGHT THEN

So Episode 6 wasn't my favorite but! I did collect all the soft stares Angel gave Husk

Bonus:

Angel being Niffty's dad

The heaven part was okay for me but Angel and the gang was wonderful

Can't wait to finish the season

Yeah sorry I’m gonna have to reschedule that meeting I’m a bit busy

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

don’t get me wrong i am in no way a “john winchester is a mustache-twirling villain” truther however it IS extremely funny that everyone salmon dean meet from john’s hunter cohort is like “i’ve been in a fight with that man since 1992”