Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire Is Being Mean To Me!”

The funniest thing about Supernatural gotta be that Cas was this clueless nerdy dude who couldn't flirt if his life depended on it. and yet he somehow ended up with two wives and a husband.

May season 3 bless us with the ultimate girly pop duo that is Crowley and Nina.

The fact that technically the first angel sam and dean meet is gabriel of all people will never not be funny

i bring you my one offering for every fandom: Twitch Streamer AU!

i see your "two teachers at the same school who none of their students realise are married" and raise you "two polar opposite streamers who none of their viewers realise are dating/living together" 😩🙏

i also accidentally drew these at 4k so enjoy these high res wallpapers i guess!! (1 + 2)

i have headcanons:

aziraphale is a variety IRL streamer: cooking, baking, crafts, chatting etc. he's on a bob-ross level of respect and admiration for how sweet and pleasant he is to everyone

crowley streams whatever can be a conduit for mischief: from toxic PVP gameplay, to IRL chatting streams out in public places. he's primarily a gamer, but people watch him for his horrendous personality.

they rarely hang out in each other's chats, but that's just happenstance. one is usually sleeping when the other is live, otherwise they'll have their screens open and lurk

crowley never bans trolls; they’re half his content. he enjoys backchatting and riling them up. his streams are notoriously chaotic because of little moderation and his rapidly shifting attention span

aziraphale’s mods ban trolls very efficiently, but he wouldn’t see their messages anyway, because chat always moves too fast for him. that’s not to say that he’s got a hyperactive chat; even slow mode would be too fast for him. he only ever catches every 5th message.

aziraphale is SO bad at reading chat, it's become a meme within his community that if he reads out/replies to you, you have been Chosen and need to go buy a lottery ticket asap

anathema mods for crowley, which mostly means just hanging out and insulting him when he dies in-game

newt is aziraphale's most revered mod, because whenever he tries to simply purge a mean message, he somehow accidentally IP bans the account. he's invaluable for managing troll attacks

their mods know they're together, but silently watch everyone lose their minds over the steadily growing conspiracy for their own personal entertainment

He kept Cas' bloody trenchcoat and carried it around from car to car.

He stayed a year in Purgatory even though the way back home, back to his baby brother (!!!), was right there. And he prayed to Cas, EVERY NIGHT.

He was on his knees, REFUSING TO FIGHT BACK, telling Cas HE NEEDED HIM and breaking Cas' brainwashing.

He gave Cas a MIXTAPE with songs of his favourite band which his parents FELL IN LOVE TO.

He fell to his knees. He just couldn't make himself leave Cas' body. He was completely SHATTERED.

He then carried Cas' body to the cabin. And prepared it for the hunter's funeral. ALONE.

And he begged GOD himself to bring Cas back.

And he fell to his knees in the land of monsters and prayed to Cas for his forgiveness.

And every time Cas came back to him, Dean found his hope and will to live again.

And I guess I'm writing all that because if Cas had been in a female vessel no one would utter a single doubt that this was a ROMANCE. And why is that ??? Because Dean and Cas' story was written as a LOVE STORY.

Hi Neil,

In Good Omens S2, Crowley says to Dr Dalrymple, "You might want to think about washing your hands, it'll be all the rage in a few years," or something similar.

How does Crowley know that "it'll be all the rage in a few years"? When I first heard it, it sounded very like he had some kind of precognition about events that would take place in the future on earth, which makes no sense to the rest of the story when having knowledge of future events would have been very, very useful to him and Aziraphale.

Then I got to thinking that maybe Hell were responsible for disease causing bacteria and he just had some understanding about how all of that worked.

He does the same thing in the book with Leonardo da Vinci and the helicopter. Either he has an understanding of science and the world, or he has visions of the future. Or he read up on the ineffable planning a long time ago. Your call.

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

Me describing characters from Supernatural without ever watching it, based on what I could put together from random tumblr posts

Dean Winchester:

older brother

bi and the closet is glass

psycho-sexual relationship with his car

has a doctor kink

divorced married divorced married widowed by an angel

DADDY ISSUES

don't do this cas

was in hell at one point

shoulder hand print

red-blooded all american hunter manwhore

Sam Winchester:

younger brother

flannel

straight representation (except Gabriel I guess)

Third wheel

dropped out of uni

was engaged to a blond woman (RIP)

a literal walking death sentence to anyone who kisses him

party city wig

was possesed???

the one with common sense???

Castiel:

gay angel

world's saddest eyes

wet soggy orphan beagle

victim of the trench coat epidemic

powerful, but idk about where he lands on the scale

was brainwashed???

the daddy-est of issues (is his father god?)

YOU CHANGED ME DEAN

fish out of water

ditched heaven for the beauty of humanity (Dean's dick)

Jack Supernatural:

destiel child

may or may not be a new god

something celestial

floppy sad boi hair

Gabriel:

just here to have fun do drugs and flirt

trauma

Loki?

Sam's Man Crush Monday

had his lips sewn together at one point

is he dead-dead? or just dead to the writers?

Daddy Winchester:

did not know what he looked like until I went to google the pictures

the worst person to ever exist despite having god and the devil on this show

left the sons the trauma factory that is the family hunting business which killed their mom

doesn't know what hugging looks like probably

Various female-looking objects:

dead girlfriends

beards

that one redhead that called Dean a pussy for not knowing what fifth base is (she seems fun)

another redhead that played Poppy in The Magicians and almost killed Quentin (that I for some reason thought was from Doctor Who)

evil angel girlboss??

This was my contribution for this years November 5th celebration

Made a reference sheet for my Crowley :'3

Gutted because I am once again reminded that DEAN LOVED CAS SO FUCKING MUCH had there been no deal with the Empty and they landed in the exact same situation DEAN WOULD HAVE CONFESSED FIRST he would have said he wanted something he knew he couldn't have but at least he got to go out with a bang THAT'S what Pamela stood for during the Michael dream and if that dream, that narrative, was all about Dean's deepest desires being used against him to make him stay then what the fuck was all that subtext about IF DEAN DIDN'T LOVE CAS WHY DID HE PARALLEL JOHN AFTER MARY DIED THE FIRST TIME literally there is no fucking way.

Dean would have confessed first istg y'all, he loved Cas so fucking much it hurts and extenuating circumstances aside, he's always been chasing Cas when Cas left or—like in Rupture—let go when Cas deserved space to rethink his decisions and actions. From Leviathans to Purgatory to the Angel Tablets to the Mark of fucking Cain to Amara and all the crap with Chuck. There were many mistakes made but the fact stands that Dean loved Cas so fucking much.