Adult Percy Jackson And Annabeth Chase Are The Most Surreal Power Couple In The Mortal World.

Grover manipulating ares in that therapy session by pretending to hate kids and rolling his eyes as if he isn't just a single mom working tirelessly to stop his kids from murdering people on accident.

Just everyone thinking he's so peaceful and sweet and it takes 0.00001 seconds to commit psychological warfare with the GOD OF WAR HIMSELF.

Dean knelt behind the table, lining up his shot, when he heard the unmistakable sound of his brother's boots coming down the corridoor.

Click.

Boing!

Thunk!

"Ow!" Sam said, his hand reaching up to rub his forehead.

"Hehehe," Dean giggled, coming out of his hiding spot.

"What the hell was that for!?"

"The kids left them lying around," Dean shrugged, placing the nerf gun on the table. "Cas was right. That was fun."

Still rubbing his forehead, Sam scoffed. "Mom!" He yelled, quickly leaving the room. "Dean shot me!"

The fact that technically the first angel sam and dean meet is gabriel of all people will never not be funny

Supernatural: y'all are crazy. Destiel's all in your heads. WHACKOS

Also Supernatural:

And again:

And again:

And AGAIN:

men will say shit like "what broke the connection?" after they got on their knees in front of another man, let him hit & bloody their face while telling him how much they need him between the punches. wild.

All I'm saying is we've seen Crowley nearly cry over Aziraphale at least three times, on camera. And that's just in a 4 year span of time. I cannot be convinced that in 6,000 years of complicated feelings, pining, and obligatory angel vs demon bullshit that Crowley has never straight up cried over him.

cas healing dean is always great, but there is something about cas healing dean when they are angry at each other like "we might not be in good terms right now but i won't simply let you suffer if i can avoid it because i love you" and like i do think that's such an important reminder for dean because you know he is there afraid of messing up and losing cas but cas heals him and he knows there is this spark of hope about them making things right

May season 3 bless us with the ultimate girly pop duo that is Crowley and Nina.

Aziraphale *praying*: God, why must you give me the toughest battles. Why you had to make Crowley so beautiful. So brilliant. So special. And then keep on sending him my way all the time! Testing me!

God: Aziraphale.

Aziraphale: GOD?!

God: Aziraphale, you literally, on purpose, with intent, got yourself captured in France, because you knew that’s where Crowley would be, you wore your prettiest clothes and shoes, done your hair, and sat there waiting for him to rescue you instead of saving yourself which you could have done without breaking a sweat. You squeaked in happiness when he appeared. And then you invited him on a date.

Aziraphale: …

God: …

Aziraphale: Since when do you respond?

hello Mr. Neil Gaiman,

I have recently learned that you are British, I was under the Impression that British people are not, in fact real, so are you a.) not real, or b.) not british?

thank you for your time in weighing in on this important matter.

-Marvin

(p.s the last episode of good omens was absolutely cruel, how could you do such a thing)

Britishly.