The Real Reason He Was Gone For Seven Years.

Okay people have been talking about this but I wanna talk about it too because my heart is in a vice grip over it

The fact that Lucifer looks so vacant when the angels’ spears are on him. He looks so…dead and accepting. Like he doesn’t care what they do to him.

But then when the spears suddenly turn to Charlie…

He is horrified. He is so so scared of losing her, of anything bad or even lethal happening to her. He looks like he’s looking upon his worst nightmare seeing heaven threaten his little girl

(In other words, eat it Lute, he does care.)

“What happened? What sort of spell was that? Is that an unforgivable curse?”, “It’s called sniper rifle, you wizardly scum”

Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

Hi Neil,

In Good Omens S2, Crowley says to Dr Dalrymple, "You might want to think about washing your hands, it'll be all the rage in a few years," or something similar.

How does Crowley know that "it'll be all the rage in a few years"? When I first heard it, it sounded very like he had some kind of precognition about events that would take place in the future on earth, which makes no sense to the rest of the story when having knowledge of future events would have been very, very useful to him and Aziraphale.

Then I got to thinking that maybe Hell were responsible for disease causing bacteria and he just had some understanding about how all of that worked.

He does the same thing in the book with Leonardo da Vinci and the helicopter. Either he has an understanding of science and the world, or he has visions of the future. Or he read up on the ineffable planning a long time ago. Your call.

Still funny that spn s4 framed the difference between Sam and Dean as:

This is Sam Winchester, Boy King of Hell(tm), true vessel of Lucifer, who is fated to go dark side and fight on the side of hell, and he has a demon, Ruby, that he has a strangely romantic and sexual relationship with

Meanwhile, this is Dean Winchester, the Righteous Man(tm), true vessel of Michael, who is fated to fight on the side of heaven, and he has an angel, Castiel, that he has a [REDACTED]

Made a reference sheet for my Crowley :'3

Dean *teaching Jack how to drive*: ok, you see me, Cas, and Sam walking, what do you hit?

Jack: um..... The breaks?

Dean: no, you gun it and hit ME at full speed-

Sam *from the back*: NO-

He kept Cas' bloody trenchcoat and carried it around from car to car.

He stayed a year in Purgatory even though the way back home, back to his baby brother (!!!), was right there. And he prayed to Cas, EVERY NIGHT.

He was on his knees, REFUSING TO FIGHT BACK, telling Cas HE NEEDED HIM and breaking Cas' brainwashing.

He gave Cas a MIXTAPE with songs of his favourite band which his parents FELL IN LOVE TO.

He fell to his knees. He just couldn't make himself leave Cas' body. He was completely SHATTERED.

He then carried Cas' body to the cabin. And prepared it for the hunter's funeral. ALONE.

And he begged GOD himself to bring Cas back.

And he fell to his knees in the land of monsters and prayed to Cas for his forgiveness.

And every time Cas came back to him, Dean found his hope and will to live again.

And I guess I'm writing all that because if Cas had been in a female vessel no one would utter a single doubt that this was a ROMANCE. And why is that ??? Because Dean and Cas' story was written as a LOVE STORY.