Reportin Live From On Top Of Yo Mans Dick

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

pajamajars:

Do you see what’s in the circle? That’s the hand of former panic! at the disco bassist, Brent Wilson. No one noticed the hand in this picture while it was taken. That’s because you don’t feel the hand at first. You won’t ever have to feel the hand, if you pass this on, but if you don’t, you might not be so lucky. If you don’t reblog this within 3 minutes Brent Wilson’s hand will haunt you. You might spot it outside your window. and once you see it, it’ll get you. It’s been watching you already. It’ll come into your bedroom and murder you and your family. Reblog this if you value your family’s life. Juliana didn’t. Sometime the next week everyone in her house was found bloody and dead on the floor. all that was left for evidence were the finger prints of Brent wilson all along the house.

Vine needs to be stopped

pankcupboy:

Walk Across The Room Like Naomi Campbell...

vip-bieber:

that made me reblog…dont play with my feelings

i almost did ):

It should be your biggest fear. It’s the worst feeling in the whole world.

I can’t think about it for more than ten seconds…

REBLOG IF ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FEARS IS TO LOSE YOUR MOTHER

people that actually don’t reblog this

they going to hell

REBLOG if you love God more than Tumblr.