Pajamajars:

staymineforever:

When random people try to sell you shit

You cant wait for them to get home:

And you wait and wait like:

They finally get home and im like:

You look through the bags and you cant find it so im like:

Did you get what I asked for?

And then there like:

Oh sorry i forgot next time honey.

Then im like:

When my parents go grocery shopping and I tell them to get me something

1d-potterhead:

yellow model chick

yellow bottle sippin

yellow lamborghini

yellow top missing:

yup,yup that shit look like a toupee

I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days 

Ladies love me

reportin live from on top of yo mans dick

Breath in. Blink. Blink. Breath out.

Swallow, breath, blink.

In time, we’ll wonder who deemed normal, normal.

June. 7. 2011.

The room was a dream, so to say.

A pure taste of an Unrealistic lifestyle, all to ourselves.

I breathed in quietly, exhaled in a loud sigh as my bum met with the...

i told you i wanted my fuckin skateboard out the shop bxtch ! lol !