"Don't Talk To Me Or My Son Or My Son's Son Ever Again."

Put pelican in Star house?? @thestarfishface

Chillin' with Pelican as she dives into a fishy snack!

pelican crochet pattern: available here Yarn: Must-Have and Epic by @yarnandcolors

Apparently, some companies now are labeling mass-produced crochet items with "machine crocheted" to justify selling an entire granny square vest for 14 bucks.

1. Machines cannot crochet.

2. Knitting machines, to my knowledge, cannot make granny squares.

3. Even if there was a machine that could crochet, 14 bucks for an entire fucking vest is still too low to be paying people a livable wage basically anywhere in the world.

4. It takes me, a very fast crocheter, about twenty minutes to make one granny square in a single color with five rows. Multi-color granny squares take more time. I'll say 30 minutes. Next time you see a granny square anything in a big box store, count one row of squares and multiply by 20 (for single color squares) or 30 (multicolor squares). Then consider that it's skilled labor which should have an hourly wage you can live on. Then look at the price tag. This is Victorian piece work poor shit going on.

Commission for @jaredsadewater of their D&D character Reyna, who it turns out is Dagger's long-lost sister!! So you can imagine I was very excited to draw this!!!

(commission info here)

i've missed drawing scourger!Bren. this sketch was sponsored by the gloves young Bren is wearing on the cover of the Caleb origins comic, by the way

somewhat unrelated, but as i was working on the above drawing i thought hmm, my scourger!Bren design has short hair, what if i give that AU's Essek shorter hair too? so i did, and i love it a lot not gonna lie

tip jar!

Kofi only allows 10 photos per listing and some of my sets have 12 items each. So here's an array of the product photos of the "Fairy Tale Princesses" collection.

These items have been made in a home with a cat so if you have allergies, please let me know ahead of time!!

Item Details: Approximate height: Ranging between 3.75 in/9.5 cm and 5.25 in/13.33 cm tall Materials used: Acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, poly fill stuffing, embroidery thread

*Washing instructions: Recommended spot cleaning by hand, but can be washed with a washing machine in a laundry bag (delicate setting and warm water) and air dried.

**The patterns for these items were created and designed by Jana Whitley, and handmade by Sly Fox of Nerdvana Crafts. These items are intended as fanart, and I am in no way affiliated with Disney or Thunder Bay Press. These characters are owned and copyrighted by Disney.

For the day crew, hello! In case you haven't seen yet, I finally opened up my shop! It's small yet, but here, go check it out!

There's lots of cute little plushies over there so go take a look, drop a follow, donate/support if you can, tell your friends! Any support is greatly appreciated!

Help, I'm doing a craft show in July outside in 80°+ heat and dying... https://ko-fi.com/nerdvanacrafts/goal?g=0

i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!