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Also it LOOKED like Carlos absolutely destroyed Checo to stop him from overtaking Charles. Don’t think too hard about it.
Charlos may be arranged marriage but it’s still a marriage.
Kmag: The next person who lays hands on my husband-
Hulk: Babe, calm down, there’s no need to get angry
Stewards: After the contact in Monza, w-
Hulk: THE NEXT PERSON WHO LAYS HANDS ON MY HUSBAND
"I got a haircut by charles' mum, my local hairdresser"
This is so cute pls 🥹
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Charles plays in the Fight Aids Cup charity football match at Monaco's Stade Louis II | Jan 2024
both max and charles were running late to the anthem in monza? lol
Team radio at the 2024 Hungarian Grand Prix was on another level! 🗣
🎥 LIGHTS_OUT_MAG
Leclerc sold his soul to win the Monaco Grand Prix but the devil is a Ferrari fan so he gave him a two for one deal
Max told Charles about coming second to a mclaren by 20 seconds, so now Charles won over the two McLaren's 🤭❤️
any good lecfosi will tell you doomposting is allowed for up to one (1) hour after quali then you must go back to believing charles can win no matter where he starts from
you have convinced me kimi is the lestappen kid charles is the abandoned child of brocedes divorce and max is the fruit of seb and kimi’s love
charles is too cunty to not have nico rosberg blood in him and well there’s nothing to more to say about seb and max, they are the og golden boys of the bull
and kimi is showing more and more everyday the shades of insanity that runs in charles and max. one question - where do ollie and oscar fit in
Once one realises that Charles is the real secret Brocedes baby all the pieces fall into place....a racing legend explodes onto the scene just the year after the Silver War ends.....who turns heads wherever he goes (especially those of his fellow drivers) and is the Prince of Monaco, those are Nico's genes right there. A cold and calculated teammate killer who hides his antics with excellent PR so you've forgotten any crime was ever comitted, those are Lewis' genes. A talent like you've never seen before....he could only be the child of two world champions.
Max needs to be Seb's son, the golden boy begets another golden boy. And realistically we've seen what the guy thinks of press, Kimi is his other dad. Without a doubt.
Ollie is Charles' via imaculate conception, conceived after Monza 2019 via the fervour and belief of the tifosi. Most crucially, Oscar is also biologically a Lestappen child–like his grandfather Lewis he was a McLaren rookie and will likely wreck havoc upon his teammate, like his grandfather Kimi he is stoic, like his grandfather Nico he's only ever been a wife guy. However Oscar was slightly less lucky and conceived in 2019, at a time when Max and Charles weren't a couple (just some track sex in Austria and Silverstone that year) and so Mark adopted him. It wasn't hard to convince him–Seb is Oscar's grandfather too.
I'm a hater to my core atm so I despise the post-win 'Simply Lovely' from Lando. But mostly it makes me sick that I didn't think to make Frechheit-Charles do it 🤬🤬
Carlos: Just take your things and go!
Max: Ugh, fine.
Max: [picks up Charles and leaves]
his shoulder to waist ratio is insane