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you have convinced me kimi is the lestappen kid charles is the abandoned child of brocedes divorce and max is the fruit of seb and kimi’s love
charles is too cunty to not have nico rosberg blood in him and well there’s nothing to more to say about seb and max, they are the og golden boys of the bull
and kimi is showing more and more everyday the shades of insanity that runs in charles and max. one question - where do ollie and oscar fit in
Once one realises that Charles is the real secret Brocedes baby all the pieces fall into place....a racing legend explodes onto the scene just the year after the Silver War ends.....who turns heads wherever he goes (especially those of his fellow drivers) and is the Prince of Monaco, those are Nico's genes right there. A cold and calculated teammate killer who hides his antics with excellent PR so you've forgotten any crime was ever comitted, those are Lewis' genes. A talent like you've never seen before....he could only be the child of two world champions.
Max needs to be Seb's son, the golden boy begets another golden boy. And realistically we've seen what the guy thinks of press, Kimi is his other dad. Without a doubt.
Ollie is Charles' via imaculate conception, conceived after Monza 2019 via the fervour and belief of the tifosi. Most crucially, Oscar is also biologically a Lestappen child–like his grandfather Lewis he was a McLaren rookie and will likely wreck havoc upon his teammate, like his grandfather Kimi he is stoic, like his grandfather Nico he's only ever been a wife guy. However Oscar was slightly less lucky and conceived in 2019, at a time when Max and Charles weren't a couple (just some track sex in Austria and Silverstone that year) and so Mark adopted him. It wasn't hard to convince him–Seb is Oscar's grandfather too.