she/her fat trans dyke, late 20s milf, yeahhhh I'm basically the dog in luv with a bug π @opillionest
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hookups at 28 be like: goddd please, im literally going feral, my mind is melting, i cannot wait, I have to sink my teeth in you till i taste metal. So, im free on the 30th, or- no, the 29th, but only in the early afternoon, yeah
Woahhhhh Blubo is soooo friendly!!!! He's telling me all about himself!!!!! His full name is Blubo Rainbo Butterflyfoot n he is the inventor of math and also the inventor of juice and also the inventor of putting ice in drinks to cool them down and he likes boats and the beach and fish and he also invented volcanoes!!!!
Ernest Storms the Capitol
At camp
Ernest Closes His Eyes For One Final Time
Im not meant to live long
it should be illegal for someone who got absurdly lucky on hrt to give advice
Bohatyrka by sculptor Vasily Korchevoy
Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
please please does anybody have the βi love my thisβ image please i canβt find it anywhere iβm getting desperate
just remembered that thread of dril tweets about itunes requiring a nasa degree to operate
underappreciated duwang moment
underappreciated duwang moment
T4T4Ever
@foxxfaggot and I, shot at my birthday party by Ivy (@lovergirl-dyke)
Pansy-Leatherwork.com
underappreciated duwang moment
Can we get a trans woman celebrity or even an it girl who isn't like, even skinnier than your average cis actress?
Like I should not have any bitterness toward like Hunter Schafer or Ethel Cain or whoever else but there is this like, weird thing where every trans girl who gets like, semi famous has to be the level of insanely skinny that appeals to like, the type of guy who would call Rihanna or Selena Gomez "chubby." Like its not the women's fault themselves but it just...idk their special status says something about what trans women are expected to do to seem worthy
fuck old men yaoi I'm gonna make old women yuri
Untruthful duper monday
underappreciated duwang moment
Listening and learning π¦
My bacteria means I like it.
Untruthful duper monday
underappreciated duwang moment
Never left, baby
ichthyologists in 1938:
Binding of isaac